The Slammin' Salmon

2009 "Bring a bib, it's gonna get messy."
6.4| 1h30m| R| en| More Info
Released: 11 December 2009 Released
Producted By: Broken Lizard Industries
Country: United States of America
Budget: 0
Revenue: 0
Official Website: http://www.slamminmovie.com/
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The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon (Duncan), now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.

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Evengyny Thanks for the memories!
Steineded How sad is this?
AnhartLinkin This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.
Voxitype Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.
ironhorse_iv The waiters and waitresses of 'the Slammin' Salmon', one of Miami's most popular seafood restaurants can't seem to get a break. Not only do they make a mere low hourly wage, but now, their boss, a former world heavyweight boxing champion, 'Slammin' Cleon Salmon (Michael Clarke Duncan), own money to a Japanese Yakuza, and must paid the amount, in one night business or else, the restaurant will have to close. Will, the manager, Rich (Kevin Heffernan) & his crew, including the likes of: Nuts (Jay Chandresekhar), a heavily medicated man, Conner (Steve Lemme) former actor, Donnie Kinogie (Paul Soter), busboy turned waiter, Guy Metdrapedes (Eric Stolhanske), arrogant pretty-boy, Tara (Cobie Smulders), med student; and Mia (April Bowlby), ballet/beauty queen, be able to pull off, the biggest sale in their little restaurant history? Watch the movie directed by Kevin Heffernan, to find out! Without spoiling the fifth movie from the comedy troupe, Broken Lizard, too much, I found the film to be hilarious, but, not as funny, as their other works such as 2001's 'Super Troopers'. Some of the jokes did fall flat, like the nose-job subplot with Conner, Morgan Fairchild & Dick Lobo (Lance Henriksen). Other jokes, goes nowhere, such as identical twins gimmick with Donnie and Dave (Also played by Paul Soter). Furthermore, jokes like Jay Chandresekhar acting crazy, are, just recycled humor from 2006's 'Beerfest'. None of them, are particularly intelligent or memorable. However, not all the jokes were bad. Michael Clarke Duncan steals the movie, as the champ-boxer restaurant owner. Some of the best moments in the film, involved him, mispronouncing words, and threaten his staff. Who knew, that Duncan had a comedy side to him. Other characters, that I love, was Kevin Hefferman as the lovable, Rich, whom, just trying to survive the night, while, also bypassing, a wedding ring that he accidentally ate. I also, found the cameos from Will Forte, Sendhil Ramamurthy & Jim Gaffigan, equaling as funny. Nevertheless, as much as I love, those characters; the true reason, while I really like this movie is because it cover pretty much all of the stress points about working in that type of an environment, such as dealing with mean-spirited & nitpicky customers, or how there's always that party of one who sits there slowly, taking their time during dinner rush hour. It even show some of the kitchen hijinx, such as coworkers scarfing down extras in the kitchen, or people getting orders, wrong. All of these stuff actually happens in a daily basic! Yet, the movie does completely exaggerates or go over-the top, during certain stuff. Honestly, I really don't see, a waitress being able to serve food, after, third degree burns or another waiter, going around buck naked, without taking his meds. The restaurant would close down, regardless, if they make the money or not, due to violations of many health and safety codes. Also, the idea, that a restaurant would rehired a worker, after, he storm out and make a huge mess with coleslaw, seem, very not-liking to happen in real-life. Talking about unrealistic terms, the rush relationship between Tara and Donnie was also jarring. It's weird that, one day of work, would make them, into a couple. Plus, treating female characters like Tara as a prize for males, because they did good work, doesn't sound right. Another thing, I did feel the movie could work, better, if it was a little more grounded in its pacing as well. There were a little, too much, flashbacks, that wasn't really needed, such as Rich's prologue & wedding scene, which really doesn't do anything to move the main plot. The film should had, more of a one-day coverage approach, similar to other restaurant comedies such as 2005's 'Waiting' & 2006's 'Clerks II' with its timeline. Another thing, the movie could had done, is work on the editing, a little more. There was a lot of continuity problems, throughout the film. It was pretty jarring, how fast, the restaurant filled up or seeing characters, pick up same items, multiply times, during a few shots. The last thing, the movie could had done, is feature, more scenes with the other members of the staff, such as the cooks, and hostess. I felt, like those characters, was a bit, underwhelmed, as a lot of humor, could had come with them. Overall: Despite the childish amount of endless string of low brow, vulgar, profanity-filled insult-dialogues and some pointless outlandish slap-sticky scenes. This movie is not that bad. It was funny, for the most part. Just wish, it depict more of real-life workplace atmosphere than it did. Still, I highly recommended watching for anybody, hungry for a comedy. It's worth the time, digesting.
Nick Zbu I didn't expect much going into this film--mostly because it was direct to video--but I was pleasantly surprised. Broken Lizard always put on a good show and this was no different. Michael Clarke Duncan is the standout of this movie, and his confused malapropisms and general insanity is the brightest point of the film.But the script is a bit hazy, to say the least. The script needed a few more rewrites because the plot just isn't there. It's a big jumbled and changes randomly that, while it doesn't really matter at the end of the movie, it just ends up being strange for the sake of setting up the various bits. They are funny bits, but the plot holding them together (is this really a movie about some manager finally taking a stand? Really??) is worthless. A few rewrites could resolve this with no issue, and could have helped immensely. I'm not asking for a taut plot, but I am asking for one that compliments the funny bits a little more.But the funny bits are classic Broken Lizard. You will not be disappointed at the humor in this film. You need to watch it. Right now.
andrekutschy This was just another Club Dredd Disappointment....The only two movies that were completely funny, and happened to go to the theaters, was Super Troopers and Beerfest. I will admit the fact that it had some funny parts, because I'm pretty much open to any type of humor. Although, there wasn't enough consistentcy of comedy and flat out humor to keep me amused. If anybody thinks that Broken Lizard has made funnier movies than those two I'm willing to argue, and not only that, beat that hell out of you for thinking there are funnier movies made by the same production...does anybody have the balls to contradict about it? Im waiting...... Because you might as well admit, nothing is funnier than Beerfest and Super Troopers. I stand by my decision. You Broken Lizard Spanks!!!!
capone666 The Slammin' SalmonHome to sperm whales, starfish, blowfish, crabs, underage prostitute eels and dildo-nosed dolphins, the ocean is certainly earth's most perverted ecosystem. Therefore, it's no surprise that the members of the Broken Lizard comedy troupe would base their latest R-rated comedy around marine life.When former-boxer turned seafood restaurateur Cleon Salmon (Michael Clarke Duncan) is indebted to the Asian mob, he orders his hapless staff to sell $10,000 worth of food by the night's end. To motivate them, an all-inclusive trip is offered to the winner, while a thrashing goes to the loser. Needles to say, the employees begin sabotaging each other's tables in order to secure the prize, resulting in zany antics.Sautéed in dirty jokes and sprinkled with guest stars, The Slammin' Salmon is a prosaic production saved only by Clarke Duncan's performance.And while seafood's considered brain food, if mercury levels are high enough it then becomes brain impairment food. (Yellow Light)