VividSimon Simply Perfect

Limerculer A waste of 90 minutes of my life

Baseshment I like movies that are aware of what they are selling... without [any] greater aspirations than to make people laugh and that's it.

Hadrina The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

Horst in Translation (filmreviews@web.de) "X312 - Flug zur Hölle" or "X312 - Flight to Hell" is a co-production between West Germany and Spain from 1971, so this one had its 45th anniversary last year. The Spanish influence here is by director and writer Jesús Franco, known to many, and if you take a look at the writers here, then you will find a handful of people who also worked together with Franco on other occasions. The film is as short as some other Franco films, runs for comfortably under 90 minutes and tells the story of a couple plane passengers and what happens to them when they crash down. Add to that a bunch of priceless diamonds and you also have a crime component that results in murder on several occasions. And as it is Franco, there is obviously once again a great deal of erotics and female nudity in here, which is nice though as the women are as gorgeous as always in his movies, especially Esperanza Roy. And the names are actually not unknown at all if you see how many times Strömberg worked with Franco and Gila von Weitershausen is also well-known to my fellow German film buffs. But eventually the film suffers like many other Franco films from the weak production values. Even if a big part of the film plays in the jungle, it isn't a captivating or mesmerizing watch. Some of the actors are pretty weak and the script is not a revelation either with Franco including 1 or 2 too many plot twists again. Apart from that, I never felt it was a gritty film and despite the potentially exciting plot, it never managed to get me to the edge of my seat. However, on a more positive note, the beginning with the character introduction and also the very end were somewhat interesting and among the film's better parts. But everything in-between was (except the great female bodies) very forgettable. I don't think it is one of Franco's worst. Not at all as he has created way bigger trash in his long career. But it is also not good enough that I would recommend it. The plot certainly offered the potential for a much better film, so they came pretty short in that regard. Thumbs down. Don't watch.

Michael_Elliott X-312: Flight to Hell (1970) ** (out of 4) Jess Franco directed adventure film about a plane that goes down in the Brazil jungles and the survivors who must battle natives, gangsters and wild animals. The political side plot is quite boring and really drags the film down but the adventure story isn't too bad, although it drags even at only 85-minutes. The film is pretty straight forward, considering this is a Jess Franco film, which makes it a tad bit too bland for its own good. Paul Muller and Howard Vernon star.The movie is available in Spanish with English subs (unlike many of the director's best work).

Coventry The legendary euro-sleaze filmmaker Jess Franco directed an average of 5 movies per year during the early 70's, so naturally not all of his films are genuine masterpieces, or even remotely good movies for that matter. The majority, however, are truly entertaining and even grew out to become most wanted cult treasures that are difficult to come across on DVD. "X312 – Flight To Hell" is another extremely obscure and rarely seen film from The Godfather of Sleaze, and even though it certainly doesn't rank among his finest efforts, it's an action-packed and exiting exploitation adventure with cargo loads of rancid sex, paltry dialogs and nasty violence. The plot is extremely unoriginal but straightforward, as it introduces a series of highly sinister characters traveling over the Amazon jungle in a ramshackle airplane. One of the passengers is a corrupt bank director who's fleeing from the authorities with a briefcase of stolen diamonds attached to his arm. When the plane crash-lands in the middle of the Amazonian jungle and the survivors have to rely on each other in order to find their way out, some of passengers' true nature begins to show. Especially when the greedy flight captain Paco finds out about the valuable stolen loot, the lives of the rest of the passengers aren't worth a penny anymore. Franco's portrayal of the dangerous Amazon jungle is rather tame, actually. There are almost no virulent animal-attacks (apart from a handful of plastic alligators) or cannibalistic tribes, and most of the cast members die as a result of banal accidents or personal struggles. Sex and nudity, on the other hand, there is plenty! I guess only a director like Jess Franco is capable of mixing the concept of a jungle survival-trek with extended footage of lesbian sex and SM-torturing. The camera-work and editing is almost intolerably amateurish, with fast and uncontrolled movements that are unclear and difficult to follow. At least Bruno Nicolai's score is excellent and – surprisingly enough – the acting performances are far above average! The heroic male lead Thomas Hunter has quite the ideal charisma for his role and Franco regulars Howard Vernon ("The Awful Dr. Orloff", "Virgin Among The Living Dead") and Fernando Sancho ("Return of the Blind Dead", "Demon Witch Child") make great villains. The female starlets mainly serve as sexy eye-candy. Particularly Esperanza Roy impresses with her … um … big rack.

Andy Irvine Not sure how to rate this. It's an ultra-low quality film which, in terms of what it set out to achieve, fails miserably. The plane crash (I hope I'm not giving away too much of the plot here) is conveyed to the audience principally by means of horrified expressions on bystanders' faces, plus a little flame-coloured lighting. Needless to say, the tension is non-existent.However, it does have a redeeming feature. It's unintentionally hilarious. Minimalist special effects aside, the dubbed English dialogue is dreadfully stilted, well beyond the point at which a soap opera script editor would blanch, and the scene in which the, er, hunky guy picks up the love interest by means of his sexy whistling (honestly) is a golden moment in cinema history.Get many, many beers in and enjoy.