Hellen
I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much
Cubussoli
Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!
Juana
what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.
Scrugulus
This film is really awful.The acting is bad, ... the writing is bad, ... the directing is bad, ... even the cutting/editing is bad. And it does take a lot for a film to be so dismally bad that even as a layman you can literally witness each and every one of the bad editing decisions.I like vampire films; and I do know that there are some films that can be good even though they are bad.But this film here has absolutely no redeeming features.It isn't trashy cult, ... it isn't unintentionally funny, ... nothing of the sort.--> It is just plain bad.
lexyladyjax
The reviews claiming it was similar to The Hunger and Near Dark lured me into watching this disaster of a flick. There was nothing in this film that bore any similarity to The Hunger whatsoever.The F/X were painful to watch and the performances caused even more discomfort. This wasn't just a horror movie, this was gorn, and bad gorn at that. The blood spurting wasn't even coming out in double spurts as it would when arteries are severed...Jeremy Sisto's idea to use multiple accents to demonstrate the longevity of his character was just confusing. Rather than credibly establishing via the accent changes Darius had lived for hundreds of years it made me think he had multiple personality disorder.Clare Kramer's performance seemed off, too. I've seen her portray a hellgod and believed her but I didn't believe her as someone who had a fatal illness. What kind of cancer causes one to vomit blood, requires chemotherapy and radiation, yet allows one to look hot? Neil Jackson (Duke of Earl) and Tom Lenk (Kronos) were the best performances in this stinker. It grieves me to write that because I'm a big fan of Adam Baldwin (Lenny). I don't buy Adam Baldwin as a Muslim, either. The accent is wrong.I came willing to be charmed. I love vampires.Unfortunately Clare Kramer, Jeremy Sisto, Adam Baldwin, and Tom Lenk with all their talents together can't save this Titanic disaster from plunging to the bottom of the ocean of blood used in this gornfest.So save your time. Give this one a miss, especially if you like cats.
preppy-3
Maxx (Matt Keeslar) is in love with Lisa (Clare Kramer) but she dies of cancer. To cheer him up some friends bring him to a place called Club Inferno (seriously). There he sees Lisa as one of the dancers! In short time he finds out she's a vampire...and belongs to a "family" who want him too.You've seen all these plots in hundreds of other vampire movies and this adds absolutely nothing new to it. This is also one of those direct to DVD "horror" films that has tons of graphic gore and pointless female nudity. The gore is so over the top it gets boring and I DON'T need to see nude females running around covered with blood. The dialogue is bad (and predictable) and the direction looks like it was done by somebody with severe ADD. Good acting by Jeremy Sisto (going WAY over the top) and Kramer can't save this. Keeslar is handsome and muscular but a total blank as the lead. This gets a 5 for some not too bad gore and the frequent shots of Keeslar shirtless, but you've seen this all before.
theNomad
Plot is about a terminal ill woman's last ditched attempt to keep alive, thanks to a late night visit from a vampiric nurse, only set back being she didn't tell her boyfriend her plans, so when he finds her months later dancing in a seedy nightclub after being supposedly dead, he gets roped into joining her new found vampire family. Then they decide to try kick the vampire urge by going cold turkey.The "Requiem For A Dream Meets Near Dark" tagline for this was always going to be hard for it to live upto. And sadly though pretty obviously this doesn't come close to either.But that said its a very entertaining horror film once it picks up, has bucket loads of blood, heaps of throw away laughs and enough twisted off the wall madness to keep even the most hard to please horror fan happy.Great to see Fireflys Jayne aka Adam Baldwin turn up in a horror movie but even he's outdone by the thin white duke English vampire played by Neil Jackson (Duke is also in The Thirst (2006) by Tom Shell).Director Jeremy Kasten is slowly but surely rising to the top tier of new American horror genre directors, hopefully this is a sign of things to come specially as his next feature is a remake of HG Lewis's Wizard Of Gore. One I'm sure horrorheads don't want to see messed up.The Thirst gets a very respectful 7/10 from me, leaving me thirsty for more of the same.
