The Aristocrats

2005 "No nudity. No violence. Unspeakable obscenity."
6.4| 1h29m| NR| en| More Info
Released: 29 July 2005 Released
Producted By: Mighty Cheese Productions
Country: United States of America
Budget: 0
Revenue: 0
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One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.

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BootDigest Such a frustrating disappointment
Mehdi Hoffman There's a more than satisfactory amount of boom-boom in the movie's trim running time.
Jakoba True to its essence, the characters remain on the same line and manage to entertain the viewer, each highlighting their own distinctive qualities or touches.
Cristal The movie really just wants to entertain people.
destructerator I've heard things much more shocking than what these comedians seem to think is so taboo. I've been all over the internet. I've seen and heard worse things.Maybe this film would be more funny to someone still sensitive to this type of material. Nearly every delivery of the joke is the same dull poo and incest joke. It's only worth a chuckle when a comedian gives a genuinely unique version of it, or has exceptionally good delivery. I didn't hear any versions that were racial. I get the feeling that would be taking it too far for the people being interviewed here, which is hypocritical. The joke gets its humor from how offensive it is, supposedly.In fact, most of the versions I laughed at weren't particularly "offensive" compared to the rest.Steven Wright, Lewis Black, George Carlin, and Sarah Silverman were the only comedians I enjoyed.
kadencole Um, wow, I feel sort of like the last sane man, I'm reading tons and tons of praise for a movie that essentially is the equivalent of thinking it's funny that penis, rape and incest are clearly defined in a dictionary, tee he, seriously? And for 90 minutes! I couldn't get through it, I was bored! My appreciation for my own time was very offended but jeez, from a political viewpoint, by most, I would be considered an extreme liberal with borderline heathen and hedonistic ideals on freedom and the use thereof, but this?! I'm glad we live in a society where even this garbage can be widely produced, great, fine, but I wouldn't want to watch this at length any more than I would want to watch scenes of staged violence and brutality over and over and over again. The level of immaturity to me and the whole composition of the movie would be like making a movie about a brutal child rape scene and having different directors and different actors portraying it in different ways throughout, if you think that's funny, you'll love this movie. I think the jokes on the public at large, if you like this sort of thing, that's disturbing, if you don't like it, you're a snob? If that's the case I've never been more proud to be a snob, wow, what a great waste of time, surely these talented individuals can find something better to do with their time. This seems like a failed attempt at high art and if there's anything I hate more than high art it's a failed attempt at it.
moviesleuth2 Many documentaries have fascinating concepts, sometimes because the subject is not well known, or it is an interesting subject, or it is a familiar one presented in a new way.To be sure, having a bunch of great comedians tell why a classic joke is so funny is a great concept (something that Hollywood needs to learn). Therefore it's no surprise that this documentary was green-lighted, especially with all the star comedians who agreed to take part. Unfortunately what came out of this was a complete mess."The Aristocrats" suffers from many problems, many of them by themselves could have tanked the project. First off, having 100 top comedians telling a joke and explaining why its funny may seem like a good idea, but to give each comedian complete attention to do both would make the film run for days on end. On top of that, the statement that 100 comedians were interviewed for this project is a gross over-calculation. There's barely even a quarter of that amount. Even so, giving them all would take too much time, so obviously a lot had to be cut out. This isn't so much the problem, as is how they did it.That leads me to my second point. While the directors may have had good intentions, but they are completely incompetent at making this kind of a documentary. Everything about the editing process is a complete disaster. First off, the clips were cut at more or less random, which makes the film seem incoherent. Second, each of the clips is so short that we don't have a good grasp of what they were saying. Third, most aren't there to even tell the joke, which is supposed to be the most important part of the movie. Those who do are cut off after only a sentence or two, which doesn't even give the audience enough time to get into the joke, and its ten minutes before someone continues with another part of the joke, which makes it incoherent (even if the filmmakers were even able to keep the flow going, which they are not). One of the people interviewed said that the best versions of this joke can go on for hours. Maybe so, but given the qualifications for the joke (which are few), I think at least one person should have been able to tell it from start to finish in an amount of time that could be put into the film uncut.Finally, you'd think that these first class comedians would be able to make anything funny, even a 10 second clip of them explaining why it's funny in the first place. Apparently not. Either that or they were all caught on their bad days. There isn't a laugh to be had in this film. In order for there to be a successful joke, the audience has to be drawn in in some way. But the way this film is put together doesn't allow that.This joke is about being as gross and offensive as possible, and presenting it in a way that's funny. I can get that, but even the comedians that I find funny normally (such as John Stewart or Drew Carey), aren't able to make it funny for some reason (I admit this is partly due to the editing). But there's no momentum, and there is no ability for the viewer to connect with the joke-teller.Trust me, if you want good stand-up, pay the money to see it live. Even the worst comedians are bound to be loads more successful than this turkey.
tabrugger I'm not going to go on and on about the badness of the movie. It sucked. I hated every second of it. It's 90 or so minutes I'll never get back. I'd really like to leave it at that, but IMDb wants me to provide 10 lines of text. I know there are people who like it. No accounting for taste. What a stupid joke that got dressed up with vile illustrations. It wasn't funny. It was creative. It was just stupid. I think if the movie had gone on for another minute, my eyes would have been stuck rolled back into my head. What else is there to say? There's a reason comedians tell the joke to other comedians: it's a stupid inside joke. Inside jokes should never be told to people who aren't part of the joke. It loses something in the telling.There are so many movies that are better. In fact, I'd say that almost any other movie ever made is better. Save your money for any other movie. Do not watch the Aristocrats.