Lovesusti The Worst Film Ever

Steineded How sad is this?

FuzzyTagz If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.

Kaelan Mccaffrey Like the great film, it's made with a great deal of visible affection both in front of and behind the camera.

ciscoisaboss-63599 Ok, let's get this straight right away, this is a bad movie. It can't take the "oh it's a indie movie with a low budget" because the special effects on the characters when they get hit by an hax or something is pretty good.That Rebecca girl is an awful actress and only talks throughout the whole movie like she wants to hump anyone that comes across her way The only actually good actors in this film is "mama", her man and the sheriff. Also, talking about the characters, how come dad was still alive at the end of the movie? He was stoned in the head! The action scenes are really laughable.If they're all a family that likes kinky sex fantasies why did Churly or something (that character is so forgettable) died? Why?The only reason that explains my 3 star rating is that some of the shots in this movie are decent.Let me erase this movie from my mind.

Tornadolane I agree with other reviewers that the music is atrocious, just awful and ruins the movie. Also, I wish low budget films would STOP using a flashing screen. If you have to use a flashing screen to get a mood across, you've already failed. It's almost as if this director has more equipment to make a film than he needs and tries to use it to mask lack of creativity. For an Independent film, it isn't the worst I've seen. I thought the film looked good and the acting wasn't horrible. The plot isn't that original and the movie is slow. But all in all not a bad effort.

Michael Ledo After warnings have been issued about an on-line dating serial killer, Jack Roper (Ben Kaplan) and Kristy Smith (Morgan Carter) hook up and go off to a cabin in the woods. They rent the cabin from "Momma" (Jewel Shepard) a personable landlord who gives new meaning to the word "spooning." The film then struggles through the inevitable slasher/cabin film to get to the cute ending, which for many may not be worth the wait and watch.Guide: F-word, sex, nudity (Morgan Carter, Rebecca Crowley + 1 other)

Leofwine_draca SLASHER.COM is yet another indie horror going for the routine 'cabin in the woods' premise. It sees a young couple heading off for some remote rural fun, only to discover that the landlords of their holiday home are more than a little creepy. This one has some REALLY bad acting, and it's cheap and nasty looking to boot. The only (mildly) interesting thing about it is that the landlord couple is played by Jewel Shepard (RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD) and R.A. Mihailoff (who played Leatherface in, er, LEATHERFACE).