Chirphymium It's entirely possible that sending the audience out feeling lousy was intentional

Humaira Grant It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

Fatma Suarez The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

Staci Frederick Blistering performances.

Kresten Sckerl (kressckerl) The movie was really funny, especially when you get all the references. The movie tries to be silly and it does that successfully and has great humor.It also has funny 4rth walk breaks, I love 4rth wall breaks(when a character talks like he is watching the movie with us)Minor spoiler: But towards the end, it seemed more serious with and less fun.All in all, it is a great parody

blumdeluxe "Vampires Suck" is a comedy flick which is a full parody of the Twilight Saga and uses its basic plot to build up a series of gags concerning the vampire theme and the mechanisms of this very succesful franchise.What you get here is pretty much Scary Movie with vampires. A huge load of gags, of which some are a bit better, many are just really cheap and obvious. To be fair one has to say, that Twilight delivers quite a lot of ammunition for a movie like this but still I can think of no-one over the age of thirteen who will really have a blast with this film here. I am really not a fanboy of Twilight in any way possible, the cheesiness in this saga is sheer overwhelming. But in the end I have more respect for people producing a cheesy vampire film for teenagers than people who make a bad parody of a movie that often already looks like a bad parody itself.All in all this is something you can watch if you really don't want to think. A few nice gags are hidden between the dozens of others and if you just wish to relax and mock a popular franchise a bit, this might be something for you.

jacobjohntaylor1 This movie really sucks. I am a fan of the early Twilight movies. I am also a fan of Dracula (1931). One of my favorite comedy movies is Dracula dead and loving it. It was funny and did not insult the fans of any Dracula movie. And it did not put down any of the Dracula movies. This movie insulted the fans of the early Twilight movies. And it did put down the early Twilight movies. But the worst thing about this movie is that it is a comedy and it is not funny. If a vampire movie is not going to be funny is should a lest be scary. This movie is not scary. This movie is badly written. Do not wast time and money. Do not see this movie. The girl who played Bella is very pretty, But still the movie is awful. They will have to do a lot more then find a pretty girl to get me to like a movie. This is one of the wort comedies ever.

juneebuggy So despite all the horrible reviews I quite liked this. I think any true 'Twilight' fan will at least appreciate it, although in saying that it did try too hard and lost sight of the fact that it was meant to be parody; essentially just remaking the first two movies down to the smallest of details including location, dialogue, similar music and even the clothing worn.Jenn Proske as Bella/Becca does give a pretty brilliant impersonation of Kristen Stewart though, nailing her annoying ticks. And the wolf pack in their tiny shorts doing a rendition of "its raining men" really made me laugh. Jacob was probably the most entertaining character in this movie, going through his shirtless, cat chasing changes. In the end I'm sure I've seen equal content on 'Funny Or Die' but as a (closeted) Twilight fan I did get a kick out of this. 10.13