Pacionsbo
Absolutely Fantastic
Hadrina
The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful
Deanna
There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.
disdressed12
I can honestly say,this was the worst movie(?)i have ever seen.i did laugh my ass of at random intervals at the stupidity of it all.it's basically a bunch of wannabe poser who don't realise they're in a movie.but wait,they're not in a movie.i don't know what you'd call what i just witnessed,but movie is not the word for it.proof that the world is coming to an end,is probably more accurate.but at least i can now say that Dracula 300 is not the worst movie ever made.it had to happen sooner or later.the worse news is,if you subject yourself to this-whatever it is,you probably won't forget it for awhile.i know it's seared into my brain for all eternity.this thing is a real achievement.i can't in good conscience give this dreck a positive score.my vote for Speed Demon:-10*
waynerd stadler
If you enjoy watching a handful of rejected male underwear models who can't act walk around pretending they have the slightest clue about cars then this is a movie for you.Being a huge muscle car fan, coming from a hot rod background and also being a huge movie fan I have to say this is the worst "car" (and I use that term loosely) movie I've ever seen. I can't possible write a spoiler here as there was no plot to spoil, the screenplay is awful. Find me one muscle car mechanic that would rub ANYTHING (let alone blood) on the bare chest of another mechanic while prancing around in their ginch and I'll recommend them this waste of 75 minutes.This movie was classified as a "high octane thriller" on my movie channels visual guide. My grandmother could have done better stunt driving in the one scene that actually had some action. The rest of the movie consisted of horrible acting by bare chested college boys, excruciatingly lame dialog and 3 minutes scenes of these morons walking in slow motion to some substandard death metal.The story reeks, the acting is painful to watch and the directing was downright embarrassing. Watch how many times the "evil" chick has to watch where she's walking in the "oh so suspenseful" girlie stalking scene, ridiculous! Thank good I didn't pay anything for this waste of time.
brando7604
Going in I knew how bad Decoteau was. I accidentally saw The Brotherhood and The Killer Eye. If you like bad movies, and are prepared for Decoteau's style, you will find the movies entertaining in that they are so laughable. One thing about Speed Demon, in the director's commentary he says he wanted to make a possessed car movie, which is totally not what this movie is about. Found that funny. Also, read an interview with him and he keeps producing these straight to video movies because he has made a lot of money off of distribution via blockbuster. He has a somewhat cult following. There's rarely any blood and no cursing as he said he wanted to avoid R ratings. He is openly gay and thought it would be interesting to put a homo-erotic spin on horror movies since it is usually women who are objectified. Signature Decoteau elements: usually one 4 max 5 locations; extended slow motion scenes, gratuitous crotch shots of guys in boxer briefs; very limited dialog (scripts can't be more than 4 pages long); group casts; holes in the plot; and random scenes. Film students should write a paper on his work and how bad it is. I actually kinda like the guy's stuff now, well except Wolves of Wall Street - that one was lame. :)
redrose8181
I rented this movie and boy was I wrong to...this movie was definitely not worth the money. It looked like and sounded like it might be a good movie, but sure as heck wasn't. It started off somewhat decent..but then, I noticed that throughout the whole entire movie there was only a few scenes where the males actually had clothes on. This wasn't a X rated movie, but I was awfully disappointed also by the acting and the script. I was too busy laughing throughout the entire movie. The best thing about the entire movie was the 1970 Chevelle SS that was black and had white racing stripes. The other part that was really disappointing was the race at the beginning of the movie. It was so boring and staged...
