GurlyIamBeach
Instant Favorite.
FeistyUpper
If you don't like this, we can't be friends.
LouHomey
From my favorite movies..
FountainPen
Not worth adding anything else. This movie is crap.
TheGilliams
Seriously one of the best movies ever if you like this kind of thing. Do you sharpen your plates? Do you enjoy Christmas lights and skeletons. This is an excellent movie about motorcycles. Have you ever been a hood ornament? Well, let me tell you .... It is AWESOME! You are going to love it! An enormous, giant brain head in a homemade Indian hat! Headless muscle guy! Blocks for brains! A wiggly midget who throws plates! Guy with metal teeth. Something like a robot, maybe! Octopus baby! Evil old lady who eats blood through her neck! Finger Soup and money.....yum! Blood AND guts! Unnecessary penis flopping in the wind! Dyno-Mite!I am trying to make this 10 lines long. That is a ridiculous requirement!
Mpuntmuts
I watched this movie with some friends just to have a laugh, we'd read the back of the DVD and the story was so incredibly dumb so we just knew this should be fun. For the first 45 minutes or so we laughed our asses off but after that the idiotic scenes kept on coming and that made it not even funny anymore to watch. It became just annoying. I wonder what the makers of this film were thinking, did they really make a serious attempt to deliver a creepy horror movie?? That's something i just can't believe, so to everyone who saw this and says that this was a good movie, or even OK to watch, you should have yourself checked..mentally!! So...don't buy, don't rent, waste of time and money. By the way...what was that with the titles and the screaming???
digital_jackass1
This movie was horrible, and there isn't much else I can say about it. The cover of this movie looks promising, as the menacing looking Surgeon Generals face appears on the front. But let me tell you people who haven't seen this movie yet, do not watch it, for even the horrifying face of the Surgeon General cannot save this movie. Its about a girl who's family gets killed, and one of the sons of the "creator" who we meet at the very end of the film, decides he wants to keep her as a pet, right after the brother is sliced in half. The acting in this movie was horrible, the main character Tina did not seem to have any emotion after seeing her parents killed. The death scenes are lame, especially those of the mutants, and the only character that was enjoyable in this movie was the Surgeon General. I would like to see the Surgeon General in another movie, one with a better director and a better storyline. As for the rest of the characters and the movie itself.... to hell with them all. This movie made really no sense whatsoever, and the acting is horrible. I think actor Warwick Davis made a horrible decision in playing in this movie, because from what I know, Warwick was the only actor in this film that had a notable filmography, appearing in the Leprachaun movies as the Leprachaun. The only reason you should ever want to see this movie is if you want to see an example of a horrible storyline. I could go on forever about how horrible this movie was, but if you don't trust my judgment, go rent it yourself. Guaranteed you would've thanked me if you listened.
