Colibel
Terrible acting, screenplay and direction.
Zandra
The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.
Cristal
The movie really just wants to entertain people.
ktownplaya2k5
I'm pretty sure the song in the love making scene with star grove and vanity is by Dee Dee Bridgewater but does anybody know what the title of the song is!!!if u do please e-mail me at ktownplaya2k5@yahoo.com,thank u very much,by the way the best part 2 me is where star grove is getting beat up then see's his fathers coin and then starts to whoop some butt,hey this movie is cool man,and another good part for me is when if i remember right stamos and vanity were having a car chase on the highway.its been so long but i remember watching this movis so many times when i was little back in 1987 they used to play it so much it ain't even funny but anyway if anybody loves this movie as much as i do email me
Rebecca Rohan
OK, I'm not actually through with the movie -- I'm about halfway through, and I had to tell everyone to buy it!John Stamos' father is a secret agent, murdered by a gang of weirdos who want a disk that tells how to poison the city water supply. John inherits a farm house and discovers what his father's work was as he finds all kinds of weapons and gadgets in the farm house and is pursued by the same bad guys as his father, who also left behind a pretty partner who knows how to shoot.There are motorcycles, kisses, and, more -- and I haven't even finished the tape!
Michael C. Hawk (unclebusu)
This movie is so bad, I simply had to rate it a ten. It's like the odometer in your car. If you drive it long enough, it will come back around to zero. Starting at ten, this film moved so far down my scale, that it came back around to the top. It is a model of perfection in the realm of the awful. I love it! If you are a fan of Mystery Science Theatre, find a copy and gather up friends to roast this rare slice of Americana. One can only pray that a special edition DVD is on the way. Can you imagine the audio track with Gene Simmons and John Stamos bantering back and forth about wardrobe difficulties or the weak coffee at craft service? The George Lazenby trivia game?! Not every movie has to be Casablanca to be a classic, so enjoy "Never Too Young To Die
sttia
Gene made me laugh until I cried. He took this horrible mess and ran with it. The rest of the cast...well, what rest of the cast? This one is a real stinker but if you're a hardcore KISS fan you can appreciate the utter hilariousness of Gene's performance. Don't get me wrong, this movie overall is the worst I have ever seen but if seeing Gene Simmons in drag will live on tape long enough for my grandkids to see it, then it's worth it. LOL I pull it out of the cabinet whenever I need a good gut busting laugh with a horrible script.
