Vashirdfel Simply A Masterpiece

Mjeteconer Just perfect...

Limerculer A waste of 90 minutes of my life

Taraparain Tells a fascinating and unsettling true story, and does so well, without pretending to have all the answers.

barjo-915-203229 I am a cinema fanatic and make a point of watching at least one movie a week at the cinema. I got to four or five different foreign language festivals a year. I look for cinema that challenges, that is different, than changes the paradigm I use to look at the world.But now I will see no more movies. After seeing this, I know no movie can be greater. All I can say is..see it, you will not be disappointed. If I went blind now, it wouldn't matter.The design, characterisations, depth, the themes, the parallels with history and the French revolution. The Homeric like adventures of the characters. Stunning.If ever cinema could provoke thought into what is truly "the human condition"...it is this work, so subtly and mysteriously called "My Little Pony: The Princess Promenade"

exocrine Once in a lifetime an event happens that is so monumental words can't describe it. "The princess promenade" is that event. After viewing it my life was changed forever. All that was old became new again, seen through the eyes of a child. I'm tempted to compare it to the condition "Synthesia" where the brain generates additional stimulus, but this is far more esoteric. There simply are no words in this language or any other to describe the impact of this film. "Brilliant" does not do it justice. "Justice" is not brilliant enough. "Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious" barely scratches the surface. This movie has ruined all other movies that come after it, for none can achieve the level of innate perfection of the Princess Promenade. Love it. Treasure it. Experience it. Be it.

StarStormXIII My Little Pony: The Princess Promenade is without a doubt the greatest film I've ever seen, and it has changed my life forever.Princess Promenade has raised the bar even higher on what films about ponies can do! The film left me a quivering and exhausted waste of a man. Every brain cell in my head had been worked and reworked into over-time dissecting apart and digesting the multi-layered and daring plot line. My emotions were all spent. All of them. Princess Promenade showed me what a film could do. Joy, loss, love, anger... This movie had it all.After the film's ultimate climatic conclusion, I was in a completely comatose state. I awoke, emaciated and unable to move, in a puddle of my own waste. The scent off human excrement hung heavy in the air for days, and I was powerless to move or yell for help. But I didn't care. All I was capable of doing was soiling myself and reflecting upon the staggering cinematic masterpiece, which was now stuck on the DVD title screen repeating the film's wonderful main theme on a beautiful and perfect loop, like the flawless circadian rhythm of the ocean's tides.My upstairs neighbors eventually called plumbers, concerned about a possible sewage leak. The plumbers found me whimpering and writhing on the floor. They contemplating putting me out of my misery with any one of their heavy bludgeoning tools for a few solid hours, before thinking to call an ambulance instead.It took me a full two weeks to recuperate and gain control of my cognitive functions and remember my name or generally process any thought that wasn't pony-related in nature. It was many months before I was even able to speak again. But when I was finally able to talk once more, all I could say was "wow. What a movie!" My nurse was a little shocked to hear me talk at first, but she smiled warmly and told me I was the seventh patient that year admitted to the hospital as a result of what she affectionately referred to as "The Princess Promenade Syndrome" (or TPP Syndrome for short).Even though I still haven't regained control of my bowels completely, I have absolutely no regrets. Everyone needs to see the movie. 10 stars.My only advice would be to play it smart and wear a diaper. Just in case :)

dingussquatfordjr IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED EVERY REVIEW SO FAR IS 100% FAKE. All of those 10 Star reviews were written by employees or people associated with the production of the film(To the person who wrote about it saving the life of your 'rape baby'...For shame, how do you sleep at night?) The 1 and 2 star reviews are written by IMDb users trying to balance the voter fraud with a little manipulation of their own. ACTUAL REVIEW BELOW: I'm probably the only person who wrote a review here that has actually seen this movie. And I have only seen it because the children watched it once. Let me emphasize ONCE. These kids will re-watch dvds until the practically melt if they are even partially watchable. This one was never watched again and for good reason. I'm sure the kids are not old enough to explain what they didn't like about it but from what I saw I can give you a few clues. The dialog was recycled and boring, even for a low budget kids cartoon movie, and that says a lot. To me it seemed like the kind of movie that would be made if we invented a computer that wrote kids movie scripts. It was just a bunch of cheesy half-ideas and partial plots strung together in a manner that made no sense whatsoever. You can always tell how bad a movie is by how many fake reviews are posted by the desperate production staff.