Redwarmin This movie is the proof that the world is becoming a sick and dumb place

AniInterview Sorry, this movie sucks

StyleSk8r At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.

Bob This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

Leofwine_draca Okay. MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS turned out to be a silly, overrated, over-reliant-on-bad-CGI piece of spectacle which was far worse than slightly older B-flicks like OCTOPUS and SPIDERS. MEGA SHARK VS CROCOSAURUS offers more of the same, and you guessed it, it's just as bad.It's as bad as 2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK, which I watched the previous day, although a different kind of bad. 2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK was a lot tighter and on a smaller scale, and this one has a bigger budget, with some globetrotting and various locations getting destroyed. At times it recalls the classic Japanese kaiju movies, with cities getting razed by giant critters. But that doesn't make it good.The problem is twofold: the script is terrible and the special effects are even worse. The giant creatures seen here don't even begin to look remotely realistic, and you feel like you're watching a kid's cartoon for the most part. The human story is hardly any better, with lots of cheesy dialogue and bad acting. The only actors of note are Robert Picardo, who must have been wondering what went wrong, and Gary Stretch, a British actor with a notable role as the villain in DEAD MAN'S SHOES, playing an Indiana Jones/Crocodile Dundee type character. I could have forgiven the effects if the story had been okay, and I could have forgiven the story if the effects were good, but this burns on both fronts.

wes-connors Previously, "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" (2009) ended with the prehistoric creatures fighting their way into a murky abyss. We did not know the outcome of their epic battle. In this sequel, it can be confirmed that "Mega Shark" survived. The giant shark re-surfaces to cause trouble for seafaring humans. Heading up the "Mega" team is shark expert Jaleel White (as Terry McCormick). Meanwhile, in the Republic of Congo, diamond hunters awaken a giant crocodile (as "Crocosaurus"). This prehistoric monster is also angry and destructive. Crocodile hunter Gary Stretch (as Nigel Putnam) thinks "Crocosaurus" was just trying to protect her eggs from "Mega Shark"... The two men reluctantly team-up, under the guidance of attractive elite US military commander Sarah Lieving (as Special Agent Hutchinson). She barks her lines for director Christopher Ray and displays an incredibly tight top. Formerly the high-pitched "Urkel" on the 1990s "Family Matters" TV sitcom, Mr. White appears like a fish out of water. One improvement is a touch of humor added in Mr. Stretch's performance. We see more of the monsters, but end up wanting less. From script to editing, this movie makes no sense.* Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (12/21/10) Christopher Ray ~ Jaleel White, Gary Stretch, Sarah Lieving, Robert Picardo

eabodden504 As a fan of this genre of films, I must say, this took it to another level. Not Sharknado levels, but just a notch below it. I am not one to provide spoilers, esp when I believe I've witnessed a cinematic masterpiece that one must experience w/ a free & clear mind. I love these films. My girlfriend doesn't quite get it, but I can't help it. These movies are supposed to kinda suck, that's what makes them great. If they had big budgets, w/ extraordinary special effects & A-list actors from the Hollywood elite, I'd probably hate every one of them. Watch. Enjoy. Marvel at its greatness. Become a believer. Long live SyFy.

Muddy Waters Utter waste of humanity. Everyone involved in this film should be executed for crimes against humanity.There is not one single redeeming feature about this humongous pile of rotting stinking crap. It is morally wrong that people should waste their lives in this way. If you watch this film then you will either become more stupid, or you will turn into a mass murderer as you begin to realise that life is not worth living and you will be doing everyone a favour by culling all the morons of the world. On a more positive note, the film eventually ended after only an eternity and I only cut my wrists 10 times.To say that this film was both written and acted by baboons would be an insult to baboons. I'm pretty sure that this film disproves evolution because an amoeba has more interesting and profound things to say.