Chirphymium It's entirely possible that sending the audience out feeling lousy was intentional

PiraBit if their story seems completely bonkers, almost like a feverish work of fiction, you ain't heard nothing yet.

Gurlyndrobb While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.

Bob This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

TheLittleSongbird Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove isn't without its redeeming qualities. The strip scenes are amusing, Kristina Korn is easy on the eyes and likable and, although his character is made too much of a wimp at times, the talented Rhett Giles does give a decent performance. Unfortunately, that's the only praise I can give. It is a cheap-looking film, though I've seen cheaper, with dull lighting, very annoyingly slipshod photography and special effects that are so fake and lacking in any finesse or technical value. The music is obvious, unfitting and has nothing memorable. Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove also has some of the most sophomoric dialogue I've heard in recent memory, the story holds no surprises, as we have seen it all before and executed far better, has no atmosphere or nail-biting suspense and is eye-rollingly ridiculous at times too. Some of the scenes are clearly repetitive of others in the film, but clumsily disguised to not make it look so. There are no likable characters, again I don't mind stereotypes and clichés as long as they are written well and interestingly, which Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove failed to do. Jolly Roger is the one character you sort of root for, though Korn does decently with really bad material, the others are obnoxious in the worst sense. There are many killings, but they offer no genuine sense of horror, they're bloody but crude-looking and unoriginal and they are often very randomly placed. The acting is generally awful, Tom Nagel is bland while everybody else, especially in the scene where the Mayor talks to the kids about LeChuck, overacts to the point of utter embarrassment. Korn and Giles are the only two exceptions. All in all, not terrible or the worst movie ever, but it is a good idea to skip this one. 3/10 Bethany Cox

rglasgow I struggled with how to rate this film. I really did. See I love kitchy horror films - which is what this was. This film had no pretensions of being classy or intellectual; it set out to be just a block of solid entertainment, and it succeeded.That said, it was a truly awful film. So ultimately I decided I'd rate it as a 3 star film and proceed from there.The start seems to start us off as a slasher film starring six teens; until four of them are offed in the first ten minutes. Next followed the single worst part of the movie; sitting around the police station with unbelievable actions on the part of the police and truly terrible acting on the part of everyone.But it all gets better quickly as we cut back to our favourite pirate (and my favourite character) Jolly Roger as he proceeds to decapitate all those that get in the way of his lucky chaaaaaaaarrrrrms, which happen to be heads.And that's basically the film. An undead psycho pirate hunting down people and cutting their heads off. Of course, the number one scene in the film is where Roger rips a bouncer's arm off and proceeds to beat him to death with it. Honestly, how can you get better then that? Well, you can if you bother to sit through the credits. I let them roll for a while and the end warnings are truly amazing, "The events, characters... purely fictitious. Really. Any similarity to actual... is purely coincidental, and very weird. We suggest moving, and/or staying away from hooks, planks, and cats o' nine tails or more." Honestly, that's what it says. It also makes sure we know that, "No animals, strippers, or pirates were hurt during the production of this screenplay." And that's why this film is amazing. It's a bad film that KNOWS it's a bad film and will make fun of it. It was easy to watch, fun to mock, and if you don't find yourself wanting to make a pirate joke or talk in a pirate voice every few minutes you have no soul.

todbrowning2000 I'll just cut to the chase. Instead of renting/buying this movie, take a few bucks out of your wallet, throw the money in the toilet and take a big ole dump on top of it. Flush.There. Same difference.Of course, THE ASYLUM has produced little watchable product so it comes as no big surprise, but this one is worse than usual. It looks like it was filmed as quickly as possible with absolutely no regard for logic, style or even entertainment. There's some gratuitous female nudity thrown in no doubt designed to try and draw your attention away from the fact that this is nothing but a steaming pile of cinematic poo. I'll be hardpressed to try anything else from these people. Avoid at all costs.

spence711 it really does in the beginning 6 kids are camping on a beach and a skull pops up and two kids open a treasure chest (dumbasses) i mean treasure chests don't get on shores by themselves so that must mean its cursed and so the skull turns into a demonic pirate he kills 4 of the kids the other two are thought to of killed them so they escape to find the killer and then we find out that jolly roger's shipmates killed him and took his treasure so he must cut off the heads of their grandkids to get his treasure back (what what) you mean to tell me that treasure can appear just by cutting off the heads of the people who stole it treasure dosen't appear just like that i'd like to play superman 64 then watch this oh and the ending sux badly if you want better pirate movies just wait for pirates of the Caribbean 2 a 2 out of 10 and i hope it burns in hell