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Abbigail Bush what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

Fatma Suarez The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

danegeld2 In case you're wondering the buffoonish Loren C*****n of (Cryptozoology Inafame) is a living idiot and any information he's provided is to be tossed out with the trash. The guy simply is a news paper clipper.As for the story line it was was a predictable train wreck, the actors were mechanical, the lighting was awful, and the props/clothing was cheap.Bobcat Goldwait should have starred over the clowns in this film. I was physically ill after seeing ten minutes of it.There are insane/retarded monkeys still in charge of films I see.Dan

julian kennedy Chupacabra Terror: 2/10: It was the Navy Seal team that tipped the balance from bad cheesy movie to just bad. Up till then there was a lot of bad movie baggage but the Seals… They are wearing bicycle helmets painted black. You know the ones with air holes that make every adult who wears them look like a complete tool. Of course the bass fishing boat they took to greet the cruise ship might have been another clue (it wouldn't make it across Tampa Bay let alone an ocean)… and their tactics wouldn't pass muster on an 3rd rate XBOX game.Does director John Shepphird have photos of John Rhys-Davies in a compromising position with a Hobbit? Because I can't think of any other reason he would be in this movie. The other actors have a great excuse. They are talentless unattractive hacks that couldn't get hired for an infomercial. The plot is that two men try to smuggle the mythical Chupacabra (Love saying that name) aboard a cruise ship and it gets loose.The sets consist of horrible cruise ship fakery (complete with airshafts the size of a small apartment), the monster killings are bottom of the barrel, there is no nudity, and a lot of really bad actors refuse to finish their death scenes. Of particular annoyance is a gigolo character from a 60's Doris Day movie.The cast bleeds ketchup while the Chupacabra bleeds day green glow in the dark blood. (Why a goat eating Mexican mammal would bleed anything but red is beyond me.)Every B movie has a tipping point that makes it a fun time (Hey it's a lesbian shower scene, OMG that guy just ate is own eyeballs) or not so fun (Did they just call those forty something overweight guys wearing coveralls and bicycle helmets Navy Seals?) Chupacabra falls into the not so fun B movie side with a thud.

michaelandkim_b I didn't like this movie for so many reasons I can't even say then all.I thought it was poorly made just because of the whole story line. I mean who is gonna believe that they captured the chupacabra and it broke loose on a cruise liner. LAME!!! It was all right for a lame straight to video movie,but not worth spending money on it. I can't believe someone actually gave this movie a ten. But I guess there are people that like this movie. I gave this movie a 2 instead of a 1 just because it was about the chupacabra and it had the guy off of lord of the rings. If you want to see this movie I would stay home and wait till it comes on sci-fi channel. DON'T waste your money on seeing this movie. Believe me.

MartianOctocretr5 Outlandishly zany utilization of the Chupacabras legend as a rampaging beast aboard a cruise ship. Movies with ghosts, monsters, etc. stowing away on cruise ships and looking for victims to rip to pieces have been popping up lately, perhaps due to the enclosed, claustrophobic environment that it provides for the beast-vs.-humans carnage.The legend of Chupacabras has it/them about the size of a garden gnome, yet the creature in this movie is man-sized. Some loony scientist wants to capture it for some reason. Study it for scientific value? Display it publicly as a carnival freak for quick money a la King Kong? Not certain, I was too busy laughing at how ludicrous the story was. Anyway, he does succeed in capturing it, and smuggles it aboard a cruise ship. Of course: mad scientists always smuggle vicious, bloodthirsty monsters aboard cruise ships, don't they?Bodies start piling up immediately. Meanwhile, we're introduced to about eight or so major characters, all having dinner at the Captain's table. Speaking of meals, it takes about two seconds to figure out who in this group will wind up as Chupacabra's breakfast, lunch, snack, dinner, dessert, and so on.The movie is action packed; I'll give it that, and it ends up being entertaining, in spite of the goofiness. There are some plot and character contrivances, usually to set up the next victim's encounter with the creature. Plenty of battles with the creature ensue; some with gory scenes, and others are downright ridiculous. It seems like the characters throw everything but the kitchen sink at this thing to kill it, and come up with some remarkably creative ideas. The story is paced surprisingly well, and the actors really take the whole thing seriously, or try to.The kung fu scene has to be seen to be believed, and is worth the price of admission, all by itself. Riotously fun, and good for a cheap laugh.