ThiefHott
Too much of everything
VividSimon
Simply Perfect
Unlimitedia
Sick Product of a Sick System
BelSports
This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.
pittmankenneth
This started out looking like it might be a good move. Soon it became obvious that it lacked a budget and most likely a script. Scenes seemed to not run in sequence and I'm not sure but it could have been filmed on an iphone... not the latest iphone either. Finished watching it just to count the bloopers. Wandered off a couple of times and lost count. Having watched it, I now feel now like everyone else should have to. It will probably end up being one of those cult classics.
mfc911
Utter indescribable drivel of the highest order!
The only possible reasons for wasting your life watching this guff is if, like me you are stuck in hospital or maybe,
If you are a student of film and you want to know how not to do it.This movie is excruciatingly bad! Go and have some teeth extracted without anistetic as a preference.
suite92
We start with the American Navy in the eastern Mediterranean. All seems well, then a sequence of unexplained phenomena take out most of the USN ships and planes. Sure. This is 'explained' (not) by referring to activity of the 'Arabian plate' which exposed magma to sea water which did something else between unlikely and impossible. Then a blizzard starts. We start following the Jones family. Father Jack, daughter Amber, and son Dylan are on a tour of Egyptian pyramids when the strange weather strikes. They get re-connected with mother Diane before the problems get really serious. Getting a plane out of Egypt fails. The train ride fails because Dylan jumps off. Camels work for a bit. Walking seems a disaster. Trucks were not all that safe either.Since the entire Jones family seems to be good at making bad decisions, will the locals end up helping them? Does anyone get out of this ever-worsening mess?What is supposed to be Egypt was filmed in Detroit, MI, US. Brilliant. The American teen Amber knows more about Egyptian culture than the locals? I don't think so. Either child knowing more than both parents about every issue? No, just no. People jumping off a pyramid 50 times their own height and landing uninjured with unsullied clothing? No.
robbyv-65988
OK, I had to give it a 1 mainly because the movie is absolutely terrible in every possible way. However, it had me laughing all the way through with its ridiculousness, mainly because it was the absolute worst movie imaginable. Now, having said that, if you are an actor, a director, or a movie enthusiast, I highly encourage you to watch this flick for the same entertainment value I received from it; it literally is a parody of itself, which if only it had been intentional, we would consider it genius. Now I'm thinking... I know a number of producers and industry folk. . . Anyone interested in seeing an apocalyptic parody? Perhaps 'If 2012 Happened' or maybe 'Day After Yesterday'?
