Plantiana Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.

BootDigest Such a frustrating disappointment

Matrixiole Simple and well acted, it has tension enough to knot the stomach.

Casey Duggan It’s sentimental, ridiculously long and only occasionally funny

leopard4 Video: As the cinematographic quality of this film was in such disarray, I had a bit of trouble trying to form a grasp as to what was happening to the characters. Not only was the camera shaky, but the lighting was horrid: the actors continually looked as though they were under harsh fluorescent bulbs. Sadly, no amount of make-up was able to repair the washed-out visage which was omnipresent in the film. Audio: Unfortunately, the extremely poor video quality was not where the atrocities to film were able to end with this particular piece. The greater weakness of this film was present in its sound quality. As I have a difficult time hearing already, I typically turn on subtitles for films; as this was not an option, I was attempting to distinguish one character's garble from the next. Not only did several of the actors have similar voices, but they also used typical film enunciation (i.e. realistic speaking rather than stage speaking). I admire this normally, but in a film where the sound quality is so overpowered by jukebox music and ambient background jumble.Acting/Characterization: Simply put, this film was a long string of disgusting stereotypes after one another. Though this did lead to a consistency in characterization, it also led to a boring viewing (i.e. we may as well have been viewing a two-dimensional painting rather than a living film). The film seemed to be carried entirely by the three main actors, one other gentleman (Juan Flabio), and an actress who played a deaf zombie/deadite. I, thus, found it quite strange to recall the sword-wielding female that graced the cover with her presence. In short, the actors were weak.Zombies: I feel that these "zombies" were more akin to Deadites rather than their namesake. These were sentient monsters that were feasting upon flesh when relinquishing their own humanity at nightfall. In some regards, they were relatives of vampires as they charismatically drew their pray toward them during the day with the intent of feasting upon them at night. Title: I don't want to sound like THAT guy, but I am going to: why did they title this film "Zombies Gone Wild?" I saw more breasts in "Zombie Nation" (one of the few films which I rank lower than this one). I know that breasts should not draw one toward a film, but with a suggestive name as such, one would expect to be entertained with them. For instance, I would have been thrilled with ONE scene taking place in a pub/bar/club wherein the zombie-girls remove their tops in order to receive Mardi-Gras beads from their potential meals. What would have been even more humorous: zombie-boys giving necklaces of human bones to zombie-girls in order to have them remove their tops (or a human-boy's flesh). Overall: It's not the worst film that I have ever seen, but it's certainly not the best. If you are willing to listen carefully, you will find a slight bit of joy in shenanigans (including an ironic large African-American zombie dressed as a member of the Ku Klux Klan); if not, however, do not utilize your time upon this film. It's your turn to take this one to the movies.

corebeast I notice that not a single person involved in this project is named Cohen. Can we talk to the REAL Coen brothers about suing these freaks? If this was on MST3K, Tom Servo would commit robocide and kill everyone on the Satellite of Love. It's that much of an abortion. An open letter to the "Cohen" brothers: You guys need to stop. Please. What you do isn't camp, isn't ironic and sure as hell isn't a f**king movie. It looks like my disabled cousin hacked a bunch of home videos together. Do you people know what ADR is? How about color correction? Make-up? You come across as a bunch of bored California idiots whose mother bought them a camera. Stop smoking pot, read a book about film making (even one will help!), and don't quit your day jobs. PLEASE! This movie was physically painful to watch. (I own Flight of the living dead and I'm telling you this!) I bought this in a $ store for 2 bucks BTW, and I want those 60 minutes of my life back.Find something else to do with your life. You suck at this. You're making all other independent filmmakers look like idiots.P.S. Your fat friend in black-face isn't funny. He's the drunk idiot at the Frat party who thinks his bad accents are hilarious. They aren't.

Dead Zombie I liked this movie… it started out a little slow, but picked up some as it went along. It had some subtle humor tangled in with fart jokes. I think Zombies Gone Wild had something to do with society, and looking past people's differences to accept others for who they are. One day I'm sure it will be recognized as a masterpiece of cult cinema… (laugh) who am I kidding the movie was terrible, but I tend to compare everything to another movie called "Space Zombie Bingo" I've never found a movie worse than that one… so by comparison Zombies Gone Wild was amazing! A must see for the whole family... if you're a family of undead who have come from hell to walk the earth once again.

Kenn Hoekstra Zombies Gone Wild tricked me. It's not the first time and it won't be the last. I picked up the DVD at Best Buy because it had cool cover art and had the Cohen Brothers names proudly displayed on it. Boy, do I feel like an idiot.This movie is flat out terrible. And coming from me, that's saying a lot. I love B movies. I hardly watch anything else. But this movie, kiddies, is a D movie. It's right up there with Jack O'Lantern as the worst straight to DVD film I've ever seen.For starters, it has the same video quality as your average wedding video. The lighting is terrible and the sound is worse. These people aren't actors, either. It's three guys with a camera and a van and a bunch of people they likely found by walking up to them on the streets and saying "Hey, would you like to be in a movie?" There's really no plot to speak of and the movie essentially meanders aimlessly for the first hour. At about the 40 minute mark, I actually started watching the movie in fast forward, praying that something interesting would happen. It never did.What's worse is these guys are trying to be funny. But what they think is "funny" is essentially a series of poorly executed poop and fart jokes that fail to illicit a single chuckle throughout. I guess they were trying to make a horror comedy, but unfortunately there's no horror OR comedy to be found in this film.A friend asked me to sum up my feelings on this movie and this is the best I could come up with: "If you gave a video camera and a $1000.00 budget to a mentally challenged 3rd grader, you'd probably get something more watchable." I gave this movie 1 out of 10 stars...primarily because the site won't let me give it 0 out of 10.Avoid this movie like the plague...unless you want to own a $12.00 beer coaster/shaving mirror.