PodBill Just what I expected

GazerRise Fantastic!

Stevecorp Don't listen to the negative reviews

BallWubba Wow! What a bizarre film! Unfortunately the few funny moments there were were quite overshadowed by it's completely weird and random vibe throughout.

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aech-02177 I don't know where to begin with this movie. I just don't. As a critic, I try to watch every movie I come across. As a critic, I don't discriminate films based on the target age demographic. As a critic, I only discriminate between good and bad movies. As a critic, I have seen the best and the worst in film. And what I have seen is the one the worst. The Oogieloves. I complain about movies like this all the time, and I get the same answer from almost everyone, "It's just for kids." No. That is not a legitimate excuse. I hear it all the time and I dismiss it every time. Just because something is for kids doesn't mean you shouldn't try to make it good. Let me point out the first problem with this movie. The Oogieloves are annoying as hell. They never shut up. They are always talking and jumping around. Loud and random is not funny. Second, the plot is just plain stupid. The Oogieloves go all over a sea of unfunny jokes and pointless celebrity cameos just to find a bunch of balloons that their idiot friend lost. The director of the movie was nominated for an Oscar for best documentary. Life is stupid. And finally, the movie is just awful. Simple as that. This movie is so bad that I found myself screaming at my TV, but not to help the Oogieloves. I was screaming for help. Why was this movie made? Why did Matthew Diamond direct this? Why does this movie have so many talented stars embarrassing themselves in front their fans? Why is this movie rated 6.5 on IMDb? Why? When I saw the poster for this, I thought it was some stupid, brainless CGI-animated kids film. Turns out to be a stupid, brainless live-action kids film with a bunch of people in radioactive Cabbage Patch Kids costumes with a Dora-type fourth wall break, which is somehow even worse than what I pictured. If I had kids, I wouldn't show this movie to them. If I was teaching film, I wouldn't even show this to a bunch of college kids to study what is wrong with kids entertainment. Just avoid this movie at all costs. There are better kids movies out there.

maxfkeller Back in 2012, I saw a trailer for The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure. I thought the movie was made only for new-born babies. I thought the movie looked so stupid that it would make the Teletubbies look as confusing as Inception. Recently, however, I saw all of the good reviews on IMDb for this movie. There was someone who said that in a world with Dora the Explorer, touch-screens, and Wii (as much as I love the Wii, was it relevant in 2012?) this movie was different. I thought to myself, similarly to Fight Club, Vertigo, and the Shining, audiences were considering this a masterpiece while critics would eventually hate themselves for panning this movie. And then I decided to watch..... The movie features the Oogieloves; Goobie, Zoozie, and Toofi, a vacuum named J. Edgar, and a fish that wants to be in this movie as much as I wanted to be watching it. Instead of character development, they decide the beginning of the movie is the perfect time to tell the audience of the movie. In the movie, it is a pillow's birthday. Unfortunately, J. Edgar lets go of five balloons for the pillow's birthday party. After hearing this, the Oogieloves go on their journey. Even though I gave you the basics for the movie's characters, everyone in this movie is an idiot. The human characters are even more stupider than the ones in costumes. Every time, the Oogieloves finds one of the five balloons, they are given a gift from one of the people in gratitude for the pillow even though they don't know f**king s**t about him. Surprisingly, somebody in the movie has the guts to say why the Oogieloves can't get other balloons. One of them answers that they are special balloons when they don't even know the real reason why they went on their journey! There's also a character who says the words "totally" and "square" in every sentence (are we sure this came out in 2012). On the quest for the first balloon, the Oogieloves decide to dance with this old drug-addict woman instead of telling her their situation first. The acting is horrible. The only reason I said the woman was a drug addict two sentences ago was because she acts like she's exhausted and just snorted three pounds of cocaine at the same time. Christopher Lloyd is in this movie (Emmet Brown agreed to do this movie, just let that sink in) but he's so embarrassed to be in this that his only line is "Good luck on your big balloon adventure!" Throughout the rest of the movie, he just plays bongos and dances with a stereotypical Mexican. And by stereotypical, I mean stereotypical. Her name is Lola Sombrero for god's sake. The tone of the film is awful. It treats the audience like they're all under two years old and shows no respect for the adults who paid to see this instead of waiting for Finding Nemo 3D or Wreck-it Ralph to be released in 2012. It's fair to do this for a children's television show, but a whole 90 minute movie is just insulting. What bothers me is that the Oogieloves never had a T.V. show. Nobody knew what they were, so why would they make a f**king movie based on them? The worst part of this movie is the constant songs. Usually I don't mind musicals even if they don't stop singing like Les Misérables, but they made that movie seem as musical as Schindler's List. All of the songs are completely unnecessary. There's a whole three minute song about being sick in bed, just so Toni Braxton can pretend that she's Adele or Beyoncé. There's even a song about how to get a milkshake at a diner. I wish I was making this up. I wish I was making this up. And now the end of the movie. It's the stupid pillow's birthday party. At the end of the party we see all the characters the Oogieloves met giving gifts to the pillow. Yeah, if I had a birthday, I would definitely want a bunch of gifts from people I know nothing about. The pillow already received presents from those people, is he turning 18 or something? This shows that the balloons we've been searching for singing Happy Birthday. Why did need to search for these balloons if they just sing? Why not let the Oogieloves sing, they've been singing the whole movie? And guess what, they even sing at the end. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MOVIE!!!! In my opinion, this is bad as Batman and Robin (1997). A movie that I called the worst movie ever for a long time. I can't tell which is worst. Now I see people realizing how horrible this movie is. Surprisingly, I am angered. I sat through the Oogieloves only to find out, I shouldn't have wasted those 90 minutes of my life. To all the parents in the world, do not watch this with your kids no matter what.

Jmr123456 I almost always watch these awful movies online, usually to avoid giving money to these horrible film makers, but sometimes because I can't find a copy in my video store. This movie was both. The basic 'plot' starts with a man in a horribly disturbing Oogie- suit loosing balloons because of his creepy pillow friend. Him and the gang then have to find the balloons. That's it, they might meet a celebrity who will sing an awful song here and there, but that's literally the whole plot.The editing is all over the place, mainly in this one scene where Christopher Lloyd is dancing to a sloppily edited mix of music, one second he's moving his knees, then he's in Egypt, then doing a tango.All the jokes fall flat, it's not Foodfight style humour where they have someone fart on someone's face, or put a random food item in a movie quote, but it's pretty bad. In one scene for example, Chazz Palminteri keeps stopping to say "OOUGH!" every five seconds, probably to amuse kids because it sounds funny.This movie had a massive ad campaign, but as the trivia page says, they set a world record for the lowest grossing film showing in over 2000 theaters. The creators eventually got so desperate that they got people to right positive reviews on sites like IMDb, probably through the use of money or brain washing techniques- Goofie Toofie, PICK UP YOUR PANTS!!!!What just happened... THE OOGIELOVES IN THE BIG BALLOON ADVENTURE IS THE BEST MOVIE OUT THERE! I SAW IT IN A PACKED THEATRE ON ITS RELEASE DAY, AND EVERYONE WAS APPLAUDING AT THE END. WITH INTERESTING CHARACTERS, RICH PLOT AND HILARIOUS COMEDY THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN ENJOY, THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO BUY THE OOGIELOVES ON BLU-RAY TODAY!!seriously though, this is one of the worst movies out there.