Contentar Best movie of this year hands down!

ThedevilChoose When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

Matylda Swan It is a whirlwind of delight --- attractive actors, stunning couture, spectacular sets and outrageous parties.

Francene Odetta It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.

nygnog I'll give this a 10 out of 10 just to counterbalance the low voters a bit. It's worth at least 6 out of 10.Are those votes low because of the nudity? It's a soft-core porno movie, what did you expect? Same for anyone expecting an action movie or something like that. I wonder how many of the voters actually saw the movie.This movie is an extremely humorous Lord of the Rings spoof with nudity in it. Nothing more but also nothing less. The dialogs are better than a lot of regular comedies, let alone the average porno. Sure they did not have a huge special effects budget, but they used what they had the best they could, and they came up with a very entertaining script.

metalrox_2000 With out a doubt, this little flick is funny then most, and way more erotic, then much of anything that has come out of Hollywood in the last few years. Darian Crane is perhaps one the best soft core erotic performers around, and if her scenes are simply girl/girl, or guy girl, she turns on just as a hot performance in both. She is very beautiful, and deserves to be allowed to carry a movie on her own. She has in this flick a great comedic timing, as does the star Misty Mundae, who's a great escape from the generic Hollywood starlets with fake chest (i.e. Paris Hilton). She, Crane, and AJ Kahn are all natural looking females who don't need much help from the make up department. If any movie out of the Hollywood cookie cutter needed to be Lampooned it is the overblown, over hyped Lord of the Rings series. The movie is fitfully funny, and just as erotic. Ignore every bad review of this movie that you have read. Those people weren't watching the same movie that I did. This movie is a must have!

movieman_kev In yet another Seduction Cinema soft-core parody, Dildo Baggins (Misty Mundae, because she can NEVER not be in a Seduction Cinema movie *rolls eyes*) along with fellow Throbbit lesbian lovers, Horny and Spam go off to destroy the evil G-string, after drunk perverted Smirnof, the Wizard presents that quest to them. Wackiness, in the form of dumb jokes, unerotic sex, and more dumb puns, ensues. Terry West will never be confused with Orsen Wells, hell, he'll never get confused with Lloyd Kaufman even, but this "Lord of the Rings" parody is still his clear best, and yes I know that's a bit of a back-handed compliment. I chuckled a few times, but groaned more and not in the good way.My Grade: D+ DVD Extras: almost hour long documentary; 37 minute Behind the scenes featurette; a lame music video; and the usual Seduction Cinema trailers Eye Candy: everyone gets fully nude multiple timesEaster Eggs: highlight the tree for more behind the scenes footage; highlight the head for an interview with John Link

junglegina82 Well, one evening my friends and I decided to check out the "after hours" section of On Demand. Being big LOTR fans, we had to check this one out. Not actually interested in all the girl on girl action, my friends and I found ourselves fast-forwarding through the sex scenes in order to watch the goofy plot develop in between. Who does that? Anyhow, we all found it entertaining, and Misty Mundae does bear a striking resemblance to Alyson Hannigan in the "American Pie" trilogy, as Smirnof points out once in the movie. All in all, it was enjoyable, the toilet humor being one of its strong points. If you're looking for a steamy flick, I would recommend skipping over this one, but if you enjoy stupid humor and relish the thought of watching the Throbbit Dildo Saggins and other crazy characters (Sour Ass and Smirnof to name a few) definitely give it a look, it's bound to make you giggle.