Solemplex
To me, this movie is perfection.
Doomtomylo
a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.
Roman Sampson
One of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.
Quiet Muffin
This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.
Kent Elam
Teeth & Blood is a soon to be classic, camp, horror film. It captures your attention & imagination from the very beginning as it takes you on a journey of archetypical vampire drama.You don't have to worry about being scared or bored with this cinematic adventure. You just wonder what theatrical school these actors came from! The storyline isn't bad and even has satirical, comedic lines every so often. Additionally the vampires' bites could have benefited from "more bite". But it all contributes to Teeth & Blood's perverse appeal. And again from beginning to end, you're not bored. Hopefully there will be a sequel.
JoeB131
This film looked like one of those. I really kept thinking about Blacula.So the plot is that an actress is killed on a set of a cheap vampire movie and they send in two detectives to infiltrate the studio, which is in fact, run by vampires.One of the detectives is supposedly a vampire hunter who apparently doesn't know all that much about hunting vampires. He has a fight with one of the vampires and then we forget about his character for a large chunk of the film while the studio is being overrun with vampires.There's also some subplot with a blood bank making synthetic blood or something, but the plot if convoluted, and it seems there were multiple directors and producers.There was also the character of the "Ghetto Vampire",who was just plain offensive to everyone.I do give this movie credit for a lot of eye-candy. Unfortunately, not a one of them could act.Also, the way vampirism works in this film, where a vampire apparently needs to feed several times a day and anyone they bite also becomes a vampire, seems like the city would be overrun with vampires pretty quickly.So I would recommend this film on a "So Bad it's good" rating.
