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VeteranLight I don't have all the words right now but this film is a work of art.

Erica Derrick By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

Billy Ollie Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

ManBehindTheMask63 This is a low budget comedy about making low budget horror films. The only thing this movie has going for it is tons of nudity. 80s scream queen Linnea runs around topless in most of her scenes and Delia Sheppard unleashes her bazookas through out the entire film. Really, there isn't anything else i can say about the film. Since it is not funny and low budget.If you have nothing else to watch check it out. There are enough nude scenes to make it through the flick and at least it's better than those crappy Andy Sidaris movies. This is a low budget film so expect the expected...bad acting, worse lighting, but awesome bodies.

Woodyanders Sexy and slutty young Candy Faraday (a divinely bitchy portrayal by the gorgeous Delia Sheppard) tries to get geeky screenwriter Lou Lurrod (likable Steven Benton) to bump off her mean, overbearing cheapskate schlock movie producer husband King Faraday (essayed with deliciously hammy relish by Robert Quarry) and use his latest low-budget junk opus as the perfect cover for the murder. Director Jeff Broadstreet pokes gleefully silly fun at dimestore dreck cinema and brings a cheesy quality to the picture which perfectly matches the trashy subject matter. Comic highlights include a gut-busting send-up of music videos and the auditions for "Werewolves in Heat." Robert Benson's witty script offers plenty of snappy dialogue and enjoyably broad caricatures (King Faraday in particular is a complete sleazy riot). The lively acting from a game cast qualifies as another substantial asset: the ever-adorable Linnea Quigley as sweet scream queen Phoebe Love, Dennis Dale as eager hack director Rake Webber, Veronica Hart as King Faraday's bratty daughter Lola, Stephen Liska as amiable loan shark Gersch Stephan Steingulian, Spice Williams as hot bodybuilder Sabina, and Scott Coulter as flaky make-up f/x guy Mitchell Froom. Dale Larsen's suitably ratty cinematography and Leonard Marcel's bluesy, funky score both further enhance the infectiously tacky merriment. Better still, the luscious Linnea bares her beautiful breasts right at the start of the film while the delectable Delia shows off her yummy body several times. A real blithely inane hoot.

movieman_kev Low-budget producer King Faraday is a cranky mean slave-driver and his wife Candy is itching to kill him. She enlists the help of Lou, recently fired and evicted to help with her plans to use the movies he's currently working on as a cover for her nefarious deed. Candy gets King to re-hire Lou, which isn't hard since King doesn't remember him at all. Lucky guy, I wish I could forget stuff so easily, I would start first & foremost, this dreadfully unfunny, unentertaining, and worthless little film. If you simply NEED to see Miss Quigley topless (and really why would ANYone watch this crap anyway) just pop in "Return of the Living Dead" for the umpteenth time.Eye Candy: Linnea gets topless naturally; Delia Sheppard, Nancy Bridgeford, Monique De Anna, Kim Scolari get topless as well My grade: D DVD Extras: Commentary with Actors Robert Qusrry, Delia Sheppard, & Linnea Quigley; Second commentary with Jeff Bradstreet & Robert Benson; a 14 minute Making of; Delias's Auditionand Trailers for "Fraulein Leather", "Nudes on Credit", "Mission Killfast" Easter Egg: In the main menu highlight a pair of eyes for the made-up Filmography of King Faraday

SanDiego Linnea Quigley is probably the cutest actress ever and has been one of my favorite actresses since Return of the Living Dead. I had seen her in earlier films like the Cheech & Chong movie, but she wasn't a name star at that time. I didn't start following her career until Return and have since watched every film before and after. I met her once at a film convention and we had an opportunity to chat prior to the opening. I was impressed how friendly and attentive she was to me as well as all her fans. She also came across as being very bright and very pleased with her life and career. I believe she said she was living with her parents at the time. I thought it was pretty cool that the family was still that important to her after fame. I think she would make a great motivational speaker because after we talked I felt like a million bucks. Linnea Quigley stars mostly in horror films and horror-comedy films. I really don't like most of the movies, not my genre, and I like her better in comedies, but I do like Linnea Quigley and watch merely for that sake. Here she is pretty darn cute, dresses in cute clothes and does a cute topless scene. These are her hallmarks and here she does them as cute as ever. She isn't given that much to say or do and that is a shame. There are many more films which give her better roles and I urge you to seek them out. I still recommend this film because I really like her look in it which is more along the lines of her look in Vice Academy (though I didn't really like her character that much in that film) and she appears to be having a blast. If you want to see the cutest actress who every graced film SEXBOMB is the place.