Lil' Pimp

2005 "Size Matters!"
4.7| 1h20m| R| en| More Info
Released: 11 January 2005 Released
Producted By: Revolution Studios
Country: United States of America
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A comedy about a nine-year-old pimp, Lil' Pimp, who hustles his ho's around the neighborhood. Along with his Mom, Pop, pimpin' pals Fruitjuice and Nagchampa, as well as superfine ho's, Yam Basket and Honeysak, and his loveable pet gerbil Weathers, who has Tourette's syndrome, Lil' Pimp generates laughs, magic and brutal honesty.

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Sexyloutak Absolutely the worst movie.
Invaderbank The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.
Kirandeep Yoder The joyful confection is coated in a sparkly gloss, bright enough to gleam from the darkest, most cynical corners.
Brenda The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one
rrountree Lil' Pimp. Interestingly enough I found this movie amusing. I am the kind of person that loves cheesy horror flicks and despises American Pie wannabe cliché' films. But this different. Fair enough it has some crude humor and a rather extensive use of the word M*****F****R, but hey, Pimps swear, if the movie didn't have swearing then it wouldn't be able to live by its name. The innuendo I found funny. THIS IS NOT A KIDS MOVIE. adults like cartoons too, and its about time they made one that is for adults. The flash, was colourful and disjointed to imitate an amateur Internet flash. THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY DELIBERATE. The fact that "good" produces and flash stylists made this film makes it apparent that they could have made the film very jointed and plausible BUT they make it cheesy for a reason. It is the same kind of humor that attracts people to South Park. It is the amateur "style" that mimics the techniques of South Park. Its not meant to be like South Park, its purely the concept. (this is all personal opinion and I'm sure there's people that disagree) In conclusion you pretty much need to see the movie to apprehend whether you would find it amusing or not. Honestly I found this movie 100 times funnier than Neopolean(mental block on how to spell that) Dynamite. Ps. I am sure Weathers is meant to be some sort of Gerbill thing, rather than a rat. :P
Firetears_X The only reason I gave this film a 7 out of 10 is because a flat 6 seems too low but it does feel a bit below a 7 as well. Let me explain myself first.This movie started off very hilarious. This kid who always gets picked on finds himself trying to help women cross the streets and wound up escorting this whore to her club. I think the concept of a snot nose kid and his pet rat who's white but comes off as a ghetto raised thug and making these funny one-liners all the time was hilarious and makes the movie all worth watching.The voices were very good and done by a very nice cast. The voices fit the personalities quite well and makes the jokes even funnier, if Junior sounded like a regular kid do you think you would've found his jokes funny or feel an innocent vibe with him? Nope! Bernie Mac and Ludicrous were my favorite appearances though, even though the others were really good.The animation was admitting crappy but so what? You can't always judge a good film on its looks. I think it's about time someone stood up to the harsh media world and say "Hey, I can make a crappy looking film and make it hilarious!" Seriously, why would people even comment on how bad the movie is but only mention the animation. All that does is make you look stupid and push all your opinions aside for anyone who has enough common sense to know that comments like that aren't needed.The downfall was where the comedy started to fall flat. Many may think that Weathers was the only comedy in the movie but I beg to differ. At 1st he was hilarious and had me asking for more, until I realized he is really pretty aggravating and makes his one-liner comments in every other 3 to 5 sentences. The more Weather's mouth opened, the more his jokes actually seemed to fall. By the end of the movie not only did I stop laughing at his jokes but I started getting upset by them.Besides Weathers actually irritating me, the storyline should've ran on a gag instead of running on a story. Seriously, like I stated in this comment before, the regular concept of a shrimpy white boy experiencing the life of a pimp was funny enough but when I started to realize that there was a real storyline going on then I started to get disappointed because the jokes started failing to make me laugh, the characters were being pretty off, and the story itself was pretty stupid and fell away from what the film started off as.With all said and done I still think this movie is worth the watch and should definitely be rented if not bought.
daillewe This is one of the few films that hits the nail on the head. They set about making a kid a pimp and they succeed, while having a laugh along the way. The choice of characters is superb, as well as being extremely well scripted. Bernie Mac was made for the part of Fruit Juice, and there was no better choice for Tony Gold than William Shatner.With a pretty much all star cast the only things that were lacking was length (113 mins isn't long enough), and the total lack of advertisement. I stumbled across this little gem in my local video shop and only rented it to see what the deal was with having a comedy legend such as Bernie Mac teamed up with Captain Kirk. The Results? a masterpiece!
Lee Williams This was a fantastic movie with the sort of stupid humour that you expect to see from any Flash presentation. The characters were well defined and everything you expect, the actors were top-notch, and there was just the right level of comic naughtiness!! We have seen plenty of movies over the years with humour just this side of stupidity and obscenity. Just take a look at the movies Pootie Tang and Friday After next. Pootie Tang took the hero to a totally new and unvisited level (rivalled only by radio segments such as Chicken-Man) when everything about the main character is brought into question (including the way they talk).For the right type of person this new movie media type is a real goer!! As a first attempt I think they raised the pimp-hand and found that it was way strong! I would like to see more movies done in this fashion (maybe something along the lines of a feature film payout).The problem that this film is suffering with is not only a lack of advertising but a misdirection of audience. I only stumbled over this movie by chance and though that it would be a bit of a laugh and a giggle (knowing nothing about it and assuming that it had something to do with the Little Pimp character from the movie Friday After Next). Boy was I pleasantly surprised. For a few grand I could easily get enough advertising happening for a film like this...it sells itself.Instead of the blurb talking about how it rivals SouthPark, it should read more along the lines of Pootie Tang, Friday After Next, White Chicks, and Soul Plane. Each of these movies have found the right level of humour, matched it with the right actors (with the right type of voice) and come out with a little known blockbuster.