Plantiana Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.

Stometer Save your money for something good and enjoyable

Donald Seymour This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

Bob This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

Kinsta Music Guess what? This movie is similar to a few dreams I had. That is what makes it so scary. Anyway, I am tripping out as to how cool they make these angels out to be. Gabriel and Michael fight like they are cool to the floor, but like they are stone cold killers. What excitement. What delight.

Jole Keen This is, and probably always will be my most favorite movie. I'm a sucker for Angels and having to protect people. Of course some things don't match to any biblical sense, as for one, Angels are not sent to kill someone, they don't have sharp teeth, nor do they have black eyes. Angels do server purposes to fulfill Gods true purpose of protecting humans and serving them, as we are His children. This is somewhat of a scary movie, more or less just weird, yet, it gets the adrenaline pumping and rushing on the fight scenes. Even though, I wouldn't believe that Arch-angels would fight each other, its not in their nature to do such thing.

Rocketeer_Raccoon To begin I want to point out the many things wrong with this movie and then state what the movie did right.Usually the idea of the biblical apocalypse is the angels of Heaven vs. the demons of Hell but in this movie it's the angels causing the whole apocalypse. OK, but what doesn't make sense is why are the people possessed by angels acting like demons and the whole concept of flies which are usually associated with demons? I honestly thought this was a very strange idea. Also what was so special about this pregnant women and her soon to be born child? The baby certainly not the second coming of Jesus.Now what the movie did good on, the action scenes were actually quite good, sure there was some drama going on but thankfully it didn't drag on and to be honest I think the movie did fairly well for an action fantasy film.Overall, even though the story had me really lost and confused but at least the movie tried to be a fairly alright action film despite just being a typical mediocre film.

Python Hyena Legion (2010): Dir: Scott Stewart / Cast: Paul Bettany, Lucas Black, Dennis Quaid, Tyrese Gibson, Adrianne Palicki: Legion means many and there are many reasons to laugh at this Biblical mockery. Characters are given decent backgrounds but never followed up upon. A legion of angels attacks earth after God supposedly loses faith in mankind. Archangel Michael arrives with a carload of machine guns to protect a small group at a diner before locking into a ridiculous battle against angel Gabriel. Any Bible scholars will note that God did this with a flood in the Old Testament. Paul Bettany plays Michael with false bravo. The moment he appears with big guns in either hand, the audience response with laughter. Lucas Black plays a mechanic whose girlfriend's unborn child is the key to mankind's survival. Yeah, and in the Bible her name is Mary and the child would be named Jesus. That story is far more interesting than the idiocy compounded here. Dennis Quaid plays the stern diner owner who spends much time preaching to Lucas about his failed marriage, and slapping the TV when it gets static. Tyrese Gibson arrives with a hand gun but this is only remotely touched upon. He will engage in gun play with the so-called immortals. Adrianne Palicki plays the pregnant waitress who is suppose to be the key to everything but nothing elevates beyond the level of stupidity. This film is about as frightening as an episode of Touched By an Angel. Director Scott Stewart delivers on action, and the special effects are innovative with people shape shifting but it ultimately becomes a legion of extreme bullshit. Score: 2 / 10