Matrixston Wow! Such a good movie.

Hottoceame The Age of Commercialism

Humaira Grant It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

Philippa All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.

TxMike Some have said that "Golfballs!" is a rip-off of "Caddy Shack" but I disagree. "Caddy Shack" has good actors and mostly funny situations. This movie has actors who few have heard of, actors who have not been in anything else that you might have seen.There is one exception, Christy Tummond as Liberty Pennytree . She is pretty and well-constructed, and never takes her clothes off. But really, to be honest, she wasn't much of an actress either.There is a story here, the fancy country club has a run-down public course next door, and they want to buy it to build condos in South Florida. But the old man who owns it (Liberty Pennytree's granddad) doesn't want to give it up, even though he is mostly just going broke. But in a stroke of genius they decide to invite some local strippers to be caddies, and cart-wash girls, the course gets real busy. It starts to make money.But the rival country club owner produces a document which he claims will give him rights to acquire the property, and they two owners decide to settle it with a golf match, winner take all. Each man plays, plus the "pro" of his choice, total score wins.Well everything degenerates from there, and you can pretty well figure out what happens.Why did I watch this? My theory is, the only way you can really appreciate good movies is to occasionally see a real 'clunker.' This one is a real clunker.

Sheef This movie fails on every single level it strives to attain. I just rented this sucker, trying to see if I could find a high-quality T&A flick in the tradition of "Porky's" and "Hardbodies." Disappointment does not begin to measure how I feel about this movie.First off, the "plot" is too ridiculous for words. The movie starts as a blatant rip-off of "Caddyshack" and quickly proceeds downhill. Not that you rent this movie for plot -- you rent it for hooters and, ideally, a good simulated sex scene or two.This movie does have some quality D-cups, although a couple of the most promising sets remain covered the entire flick. The highlight of the flick is the willingness of the blonde physics student to reveal her assets at the various points where the plot is going absolutely nowhere. (Incidentally, the one good joke in the flick puts this bimbo on a college campus reading a heavy text called, "The Law of Physics" -- there's just one?)But the flaw is in the execution -- she could have gone bareback so much more! After you've seen a babe take it all off, why have include scenes where she dramatically strips down to her bathing suit? Chests like hers are the reason we rent the movie -- don't scrimp.The most ludicrous part of this movie is the scheme for saving the bad golf course -- a nude cart wash. Apparently, this golf course just happened to have a spare car wash lying around, perfectly equipped for buxom babes to get the customers into a high lather. I've been to dozens of golf courses -- these don't exist. Why not just make another car wash movie? Why was this set at a golf course? Just groan and bear it.The most frustrating part of the flick is the lack of "romance." We get to see the babes pose, dance, and flirt, but we don't get to see any of the lucky guys become so. It's a guilty pleasure, but guys rent flicks like this to see average guys bag colossal babes. This movie doesn't let us witness the crowning effort of these movies.A great sin. Don't rent the movie -- go to your neighborhood hot oil wrestling bar instead.

Lee Bartholomew And that about sums it up. I give it a 5 out of 10, mostly for ripping off Caddyshack, but other than that, it takes Caddyshack one step further. And pokes fun at it. Just one hilarious movie.

Bo-30 The movie targets male viewers, but that won't stop females from enjoying it. I found it funny and laughed out loud, several times. Good versus evil is always entertaining, and the comic relief by "sonar" was hysterical.