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These girls, I'd rather be drunk and peed on than high and dead.Girls Trip has Regina Hall, Tiffany Haddish, Queen Latifah, and Jada Pinkett Smith while Rough Night has Scarlett Johansson, Zoe Kravitz, Jillian Bell, Ilana Glazer, and Kate McKinnon.Regina is gonna write a tell all book about me, get all preachy on me and boss me around, threaten to fight me, cut, tenderize and slice off my sausage but she might get wasted and come on to me too plus she may even give me a goodnight kiss.Tiffany is gonna get me drunk, high, and have me hallucinating, holler and scream at me and make a scene, try to cut me with a broken bottle and slap me, pee on me, violate me and my banana, poop in my shoe, flash me her pastied boobies, get freak nasty on me and give me chlamydia but that can be cured and I might get her pregnant plus she prays.Queen Latifah is gonna blog about my genitals and create memes of me in diapers, get my car towed, pile dirt up on me and trash my name and reputation, not talk to me for 5 years but that happens plus I really, really love her blonde so she might nibble on my thumb or maybe mistake me for a lamp.And Jada is gonna be a party pooper and high maintenance, dress like an old Guatemalan lady, pee on me too, burn my pee pee hole with grapefruit juice and she's probly gonna mace me but she's very sweet plus she might show camel toe.Regina Hall is so beautiful and hilarious and I really love her, I love Tiffany a lot, I love pretty Queen, and Jada is on fire. I love Girls Trip. Girls Trip is better and funnier than Rough Night but I love them both. Thank you and check out my Rough Night review. It's the same thing, it's not funny or anything.
