Galaxina

1980 "She's too good to be true...and too real to be otherwise."
3.6| 1h35m| R| en| More Info
Released: 06 June 1980 Released
Producted By: Crown International Pictures
Country: United States of America
Budget: 0
Revenue: 0
Official Website: http://www.crownintlpictures.com/dgtitles.html
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Galaxina is a lifelike, voluptuous android who is assigned to oversee the operations of an intergalactic Space Police cruiser captained by incompetent Cornelius Butt. When a mission requires the ship's crew to be placed in suspended animation for decades, Galaxina finds herself alone for many years, developing emotions and falling in love with the ship's pilot, Thor.

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Colibel Terrible acting, screenplay and direction.
JinRoz For all the hype it got I was expecting a lot more!
AutCuddly Great movie! If you want to be entertained and have a few good laughs, see this movie. The music is also very good,
ThrillMessage There are better movies of two hours length. I loved the actress'performance.
a_chinn Low budget "Barbarella" knock-off manages to be watchable, but is nowhere as funny as it thinks it is. Dorothy Stratten plays the sexy robot Galaxina on a ship of space intergalactic cops patrolling the universe. While the crew is asleep, Galaxina reprograms herself to be more human. Romantic entanglements ensure. Later their ship is sent to recover a mysterious crystal on a planet that resembles the old west, which is a goofily entertaining of genre mash-up. The film mostly wants to operate as a sci-fi spoof of "Star Trek," "Alien," any number of other films in the vein of Mel Brooks, but it's nowhere as clever as Brooks or a Zucker/Abrams/Zucker parody film. Also, the film suffers from being too overt of a sex comedy, which worked much better in "Barbarella," where director Roger Vadim kept the film sexy but also somewhat innocent, where in "Galaxina" it just feels leering and creepy. Despite it's many deficiencies, Stratten demonstrates real star power in a ridiculous film, much like Jane Fonda in "Barbarella," and as bad as this film is, it did make me wish Stratten had gotten to make more films.
RavenGlamDVDCollector I am sorry to say that I will never be able to properly, fairly review this. I haven't seen it, learned about it only recently, got hooked by the little image on the poster image (shown here) but then, after learning that it once sold for a pound, that is £1 only, albeit British Pound Sterling, it now sells for umpteen gazillion bucks in my native currency (which is useless, mind you) and since I downloaded the trailer this morning in search of some desperately needed clarification, I am way less than impressed with the prospect of "blue movie type acting" and "a cold, machinated performance" - like, where could the fun possibly be?It remains a Collector's Item. Dorothy Stratten, Playboy Playmate of the Year, murdered, STAR 80 and all that.Only, she should have been in a better plot. Not this obviously wrong-headed inane drivel with stupid male actors and useless animated- death robotic theme.I have six options. Super-expensive Anniversary DVD. Slightly less expensive Spanish-language only. Halfway as expensive Spanish set with cartoon cover, but English option, which I just don't trust. Or any of two huge box-sets with multitudes of even junkier movies. Or partial downloads, in eleven parts, I don't think all eleven will even be available.But I just saw the short review of the guy who summed it up masterfully by saying that there is no other reason to obtain it than for Dorothy, and even then, she has limited screen-time.So, what's the use?Pity. Great pity.Wasted opportunity. The girl is a cult icon now. By all accounts, she was a sweet thing definitely not remotely a cold android.I haven't seen it. I never will. So shoot me for talking in ignorance. But one look at the trailer... oooh the dregs of off-off-off Hollywood.
conkeestador Don't believe any positive thing you've ever heard, read, or seen about this movie. This movie has not a single redeeming quality. Others have taken the time to write out a synopsis so I won't bother, but just think of the worst 1980 had to offer, formulaic sci-fi ripoff, cocaine-induced and you are exactly where the writers and producers were when this mess was hatched.Dorothy Stratten was no actress, and had it not been for her unfortunate demise and the subsequent pity party, she would be lost in obscurity. Don't get me wrong, she was extremely attractive and possibly even a nice person, but we see so little, and fortunately hear even less of her in her role that Galaxina is just a waste of time. Okay, the role of emotionless robot that eventually teaches itself to speak was perfect for her (you'll know right away what I'm talking about when she does finally speak), but good god man, she's a Playboy Playmate, why does she never even come close to taking her clothes off? Isn't it bad enough that she's really only in about 40% of the movie, but seriously, not even a topless shower scene or at least some side boob? I've seen less clothes on women in public in extremist middle eastern countries.I looked for this movie for many years and believe me I was quite let down when I finally watched it. It is actually one of the very few movies that I have actually trashed because it was taking up too much space.
Aaron1375 I saw this film on a pack of 50 films of alien invasion movies. This one did not really fit the bill, but a lot of them do not. This one at least has aliens in it, one of them did not even have that. This one seemed to be a spoof of the "Airplane variety, but while there were a couple of funny moments most of the comedy just did not work thanks to poor delivery. This is not even the casts fault, it was just poor jokes, bad timing and bad pacing.The story in this one focuses on the spaceship Infinity, basically a space police cruiser. The story seems off too, as if this was supposed to be the pilot of a television show or something in the way it played out. I figure this cannot be the case as there is a good deal of language and a topless lady. The police of this vessel are sent off to a faraway place to retrieve a stone with untold power. The place seems to have an old west feel, then they have to tackle a random biker gang and this film just does not feel like a true motion picture.The cast is not bad. I thought the captain of the ship did a relatively good job as did everyone. The jokes just did not work for the most part. Some of them did, which is why I gave this film a four, but at times jokes went on way to long. As did some scenes as the whole dude on a row machine went on forever and there was really no joke. The female is cute which aside from the occasional chuckle is about the only thing worth watching in this one.This film looks okay, the cast is okay, but for the most part none of the jokes are okay. To many swings and misses here to count. Most of the jokes were not funny or went on to long as did many of the scenes which pretty much doomed this wannabe spoof of space films. It is rather easy to watch mainly because even though for the most part it is not funny, it still was over quick.