AniInterview Sorry, this movie sucks

SunnyHello Nice effects though.

Listonixio Fresh and Exciting

AshUnow This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

typenicknamehere this is one of the best comedies I have seen in the comedy genre, I just love how the actors pretend to act really bad but it doesn't stop there its really cool how even the editors and mixers go so far as to purposefully screw it up so to make things really funny for the viewerAHHHHH....F*ck IT!!!!!!!!!THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN PERIOD!!editing = awful mixing = awful acting = awful story = awful everything else = awfulThe lowest score I can give this movie as per IMDb's ratings is 1 out of 10, my personal score is -10 out of 10 ,what can I say, the second worst movie in the world is a Masterpiece compared to this ,this is my first ever comment on IMDb ,iv been too lazy to comment before if you want to know how bad this movie is ....I felt compelled to get up off my lazy A** for the first time and write this comment.

homecoming8 "Dard Divorce" is a raw mixture of horror and crime and if you see the Unrated Version, you're in for quite a treat. The few comments I read so far are rather negative and I wonder why. The music isn't bad (not perfect either) and the same goes for the cast. It certainly is not amateuristic in any way. The plot is thrilling with a couple of neat twists, some surprising although I have to say I saw the last one coming. But the story really keeps you guessing 'til the end. But what really makes the movie intense and gripping is the amount of violence and blood: boy, there's plenty of that ! There are scenes that surpasses the Saw and Hostel movies by far. The director really builds up the tension and the special effects are great and extremely bloody. It is the realistic tone of the movie that makes it so disturbing at the same time. I really enjoyed this one as a horror-fan (and as a gore-hound, I have to admit it so there) This is certainly not for everyone's taste but I'm sure the fans will enjoy it but be warned: it doesn't get any more brutal than this...

hexrei Everything the two reviews above me has said are correct. Outside of some excellent gore/torture scenes, it's just a bad film. I just wanted to add that the sound mixing was really, really terrible. The music was nowhere near good enough to overwhelm the film which it began to do about halfway through. There were some scenes where the music was so loud I literally couldn't hear what the actors were saying.Of course that wasn't such a bad thing because the dialogue was terrible. It sounded like it was written by someone with a very tenuous grasp of English, perhaps learned via Baywatch reruns. All in all, don't bother unless you love gore and torture films, because that's what most of this film is.

ElijahCSkuggs Having enjoyed Premutos for it's ridiculous gore and laugh out loud dubbing, I was pretty psyched to see another film by Ittenbach. So when Dard Divorce came strolling around, I immediately jumped at the chance. And what I got was that it sucked and was pretty good, all at the same damn time.The story is about this alcoholic lawyer chick who is in the middle of some money scheme. Mix in some nice brutality, some mediocre acting, writing and direction, and you have Dard Divorce. Besides the scenes of violence, the majority of the film is pretty weak.The lead character, the mother/lawyer/chick is awful at acting. She may even be Olaf's (the director) wife. Well, they're related in some way, since her last name is actually Ittenbach. Nevertheless, she sucked, almost to an extreme where "it's so bad, it's good." Maybe with a few beers in me I would have enjoyed her crap acting for kicks. Her German accent was sooo incredibly thick, but it wasn't her inability to say the words, but her whole delivery. She just couldn't act, it's that simple.Speaking of Ittenbach, I'm surprised he still hasn't come very far as a film-maker. He's made a good amount of films. Even though he's a pretty seasoned director, this film still felt amateurish on a few levels. Maybe budget restraints and such have an affect.....whatever. At least he brought home the effects and violence. He's always good for that it seems.Dard (Pain) Divorce isn't all bad, it has some pretty brutal scenes of torture which were pretty damn entertaining. The excessive punches to the face scene was the favorite for this guy. But with a forgettable story, awful acting by the lead and a truly cheesy ending, this movie is really just a passable film. Though if you do find bad acting funny and enjoy some brutal violence...and are a fan of Ittenbach, then by all means, enjoy Dard Divorce.