Macerat
It's Difficult NOT To Enjoy This Movie
Erica Derrick
By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.
Bob
This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.
Dana
An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.
Banzaemon
I love watching bad movies and laughing thru them. i couldn't laugh at this. its just horrific. the jokes are painful, almost all of them involve farting which usually stops being funny after 6 years old. random nudity was the best bit, the worst was the spoofing of other films, the gay guys horrible acting, the bad sound, fuzzy picture, rat-ass acting, insanley cringeable sound effects, rubbish visual effects and shaz-house-rat plot. worst film I've ever seen, a title previousley held by the invisible maniac. its total crap. avoid. it took two hours of my life. i want them back.Sometimes i wish IMDb would let us give zero stars.
dr-worm
I have suffered through "Orgy of the Dead", "Rock n'Roll Nightmare", and the entire "Slumber Party Massacre" Trilogy...but nothing, I mean nothing, can compare to the steaming pile of monkey crap that is "Cheerleader Ninjas."I finished watching this no more than an hour ago and am still reeling from the horror. Let me say first and foremost, that I love bad movies; I think they are hilarious and cannot get enough of them but this...this made me hurt.All you have to know is there are good cheerleaders (snobby, bitchy, condescending, all you could ask for) and then there are the bad cheerleaders (snobbier, bitchier, and really quite gross) led by the extremely gay Evil Stephan (you know he is gay because they mention it during the credits at least twice. Seriously). Then there are these nerds decked out in Star Trek apparel that do an awful lot of masturbating (with condiments no less) and more farting than all of the Farrelly brothers movies combined.Sounds like good, IL' tasteless fun, right? Wrong.The problem is the movie tries waaaaay too hard to be funny; this type of humor works great in films like "Porky's", hell even "American Pie" but these guys can't get the jokes, or anything else to work. Granted there is some, not much but some gratuitous nudity, including a quick beaver shot but it's hardly worth sitting through all 110 minutes of this crap. That's right, it's almost two hours long. Further proof than the best bad movies are 90 minutes or less.Rent at your own risk.
sc_tobit11
I am one of those people that rent disgustingly bad movies in order to laugh at them and poke fun at them, a la Mystery Science Theater 3000. But with this film, even that level of mockery was unattainable. Sometimes there are humorous plot-holes or intentional nuances that are laughable. It's really okay to make a movie with stupid story-lines on purpose; Troma Films made it an art by producing classics such as "Cannibal: The Musical" and "Redneck Zombies". But sometimes it can fail, even Troma did it with "Tromeo and Juliet". "Cheerleader Ninjas" had a similar fate. It tried so hard that I couldn't even laugh at its attempt to make a movie. If you want a movie with an obvious intent to be bad, rent one of the Austin Powers sequels or a campy Troma Production, don't waste $2.50 on this piece of garbage.
inoxius
This is some of the worst crap I have ever layed my eyes on... I think that a 5 year old in kindergarden could write a better script, and that using only charcole and paint.It's movies (or is it even a movie?) like this who makes people download movies from the net. Had I bought the movie, I would have been sad for the rest of my life (Yes, It's THAT bad.....)But if i should come up with something thats "good" about this movie, it must be the reference to Star Trek and the shirts the "Geeks" are wearing.Now I'm off watching Zombies 94 or Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer (Hey at least it's got a point ;-)
