Kidskycom
It's funny watching the elements come together in this complicated scam. On one hand, the set-up isn't quite as complex as it seems, but there's an easy sense of fun in every exchange.
Fleur
Actress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.
trashgang
Almost Human did had a good promotion and is almost available in all countries so for people into the genre and searching this flick it cab't be difficult to pick it up. I found it in an ordinary shop, didn't had to order it overseas and it even had my native subs so how cool was that.I knew by watching the trailer that this flick was a throwback to the eighties and after watching it I can only recommend it to the old school buffs because it doesn't have flashy camera shots or CGI. But that doesn't mean it's bad after all. It did remind me of a lot of those eighties flicks, The screaming of the human body surely was a wink to The Thing (1982) and the white stuff, well the worth said it, The Stuff (1985). The effects used were basic but they left the best for last. Once the abducted body wants to have intercourse things go from off-camera towards on-camera effects. Indeed, some killings are off- camera and we only see the result but don't be afraid, you will have a lot of red stuff on your screen. The acting for this kind of low budget was rather okay, it never annoyed me and I can't say I had any boring moments. It's just a no-brainer to watch, full of red stuff, not in the gory parts but if you dig those old school low budget horrors then this is your next thing to watch. I liked it.Gore 1,5/5 Nudity 0,5/5 Effects 3/5 Story 3/5 Comedy 0/5
gavin6942
Mark Fisher disappeared from his home in a brilliant flash of blue light almost two years ago. His friend Seth Hampton was the last to see him alive. Now a string of grisly, violent murders leads Seth to believe that Mark is back, and something evil is inside of him.The film has some shortcomings, and these can largely be attributed to the independent, low budget status of the film. The filming does not look quite as professional as it could, and the acting is good but not necessarily great. But these things should be expected and not judged too harshly.Overall, the film is effective and gets across what it is trying to present. Others have called it a cross between "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" and "The Thing", which is true. But it is not a ripoff of either of these and a new vision in its own right.
August Knight
There are NO ORIGINAL IDEAS in this movie. The plot is nothing but the best parts from several other movies COPIED BADLY; including John Carpenter's signature opening credit font and Derry, Maine the fictional town created by Stephen King. Don't copy someone unless you're capable of doing it better than them. And there's a difference between paying homage and BLATANTLY COPYING. The small budget is no excuse for not using their own ideas. Don't waste a single second of your time on this COPYCAT MOVIE. Instead watch or re-watch the movies they blatantly copied from: A lot was copied from "FIRE IN THE SKY"(1993). The shrieking is from "THE THING" (1982). All the other parts are from: "HALLOWEEN" (1978). "THE SHINING" (1980). "THE EVIL DEAD"(1981). "THE HIDDEN" (1987). "SLITHER" (2006). "FRIDAY THE 13TH". "INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS" etc., etc., etc.
Snaggletooth .
I guess I gotta echo what Gregburnscds has said here, it's a shame a little more time wasn't put into getting decent actors or at least building a story. That said, I'm a huge gorehound and I can see a lot of passion went into this little flick. I really looked forward to each kill and some were pretty damn good. It's strange, because while watching Almost Human I felt many times too it was a comedy. Many of the scenes are hilarious - but I'm not entirely sure that was the intention of the director. The gore scenes were above average, which included a Necrostorm style head squish with a rock, an evil dead style, up the skirt penetrating tentacle, a shotgun blast to the head, and various other impalements etc. I can't say I didn't enjoy the movie, because I did, and I don't think it deserves the one star rating someone has given it. In conclusion, for a low budget horror that only runs about 80mins I thought it was a reasonable effort, and maybe there's better to come from these guys.
