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WillSushyMedia This movie was so-so. It had it's moments, but wasn't the greatest.

Livestonth I am only giving this movie a 1 for the great cast, though I can't imagine what any of them were thinking. This movie was horrible

Michael Ledo A ring of CG volcanoes form in the Pacific. Our commercial flight airplane goes through the smoke and somehow the pilot and co-pilot both die from something or other. Rick Pierce (Dean Cain) is also a pilot who takes over the steering which is locked in autopilot and looping through the volcano ring. There is a Marshall on board and a guy who looks like he is going to yell Allahu akbar at any time.The airline panic is interrupted by military on the ground panic, apparently the only other people watching a new volcano ring forming. The film becomes an Asylum hall-of-famer during the airplane repair and rescue scenes. The guy with the plastic breathing mask and lanyard by a string of seat belts outside of the plane had me rolling on the floor. The luggage toss was funny, but not as funny as when they were getting ready to toss a kid off the airplane to another rescue plane ...on three.Another fine stupid cheesy production from Asylum.Parental Guide: No f-bombs, sex, or nudity.

kol miung All this movie did was make my dick extremely hard only for me to find out that not a single person shits their intestines out at any point of the movie. This would've been maybe somewhat decent if any of the women weighed at least 300 kg, but of course they all looked like movie stars. I would rather diarrhea inside my own eye than watch this piece of fascism again. And while I enjoyed it showing how the capitalist US military was hopeless before the volcano, I hated how at the end some survived seemingly supporting this evil capitalist state and not supporting my communist regime.

mbheusdens Caught this low budget made-for-TV crap on Netflix. Wasn't expecting a blockbuster, as some defending reviewers have stated about all of the negative reviews. Did expect that maybe money would be spent better.. Oh, wait... Hollywood.. Where even blockbusters are mostly remakes and reboots with little creativity and talent these days as long as they have A list actors.I am no Dean Cane fan. Not even during the Louis and Clark days. As one reviewer stated, he was Superman. Yes. But he has no acting talent outside of junk movies and TV drama series (and he's Supergirls dad now too)! Hence why he is in sooo many made-for-TV movies where the writers, production crew, and producers should have been publicly hanged instead of wasting money on poorly developed crap.Dean Cane reminds me of that washed up 90210 actor, Ian Ziering. At least Ian did hit a big screen starring lead with that Asylum Productions crap called Sharknado (still haven't figured how that made it)!

By-TorX-1 Some of the various cockpit constructions in this fine film would make dear old Edward D, Wood Jr. proud. And like Sir Wood's oeuvre, Airplane vs. Volcano is hilariously terrible. Indeed, it is a rather one-sided fight from the get-go, and a very strange one. Plot-wise, an airplane flies into a ring of volcanoes that rise instantly, seemingly controlled by a Master 'Cano, and then charts how they will escape with only a light aircraft pilot at the stick! The film throws in a bunch of stock characters, such as the handy vulcanologist, an Airplane-style pilot, a plucky stewardess, a cute kid, a brave mechanic, a commanding officer who won't risk his men to save the stricken passengers, a communications trooper who will risk the brig to do the right thing, and a villain. Of the villain, his motives are totally bizarre and soon go from fear to pure selfish evil (motivated by his erroneous belief that an auto-pilot can do everything, even, presumably, safely landing the plane). Anyhoo, the airplane faces all kinds of flaming balls and fuel malarkey, and the film even manages to have a Star Wars-type finale with poorly rendered CGI (or even models on strings – Ed Wood lives, again!) taking on Mount Doom, and the visuals at the climax really are laughable (which of course just adds to the pleasure of the picture). However, Dean Cain takes it all very seriously, and so I shall end my mirth-filled observations here, in honour of his thespian commitment in bringing us Clark Kent vs. the Volcano.