Beanbioca
As Good As It Gets
CrawlerChunky
In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.
Kien Navarro
Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.
AtomicFirestorm
Problem: You're a relatively ugly looking guy, and you want to see some large breasted, but rather homely otherwise, women topless. But when you ask, they just laugh at you.Solution: Buy a digital camera, and get a few of your plain friends and make a "movie" and invite these solidly average women with large breasts, I mean on a scale of 1 to 10 these "actresses" are a 6 at best even with artificial tits, to "star" in it.And the result is this film. I give it a zero for acting, but added 1 point for having the balls to release what is obviously a scam targeted at desperate women trying to "make it" in the movies well beyond their prime. I also added another point for the tits. But I subtracted that point again, since the tits were AWFUL. Whoever did the boob-jobs on these women (grandmothers?) should have their license revoked.
briansawesome
I watched a part of this movie on Netflix instant watch. I actually enjoy the genre of cheesy horror films many of which I can easily sit through. Why would anyone agree to distribute this movie? I'm convinced that this is a porn production companies weak attempt at making a soft-core/horror movie. Questions for the writer/producer: Why were all the girls dressed like prostitutes BEFORE they are abducted? Is there a reason you shaved off girls eyebrows and painted them back on? Why did you waste so much time on a convincing cover and not enough time on writing/producing the movie? ...anyway this might be worth a watch, just make sure you are taking notes on how NOT to make a movie.
YinofYang
I've watched a couple thousand movies in my lifetime, enjoying even the cheesy movies that are churned out.This movie, though, is one of the few movies to ever leave a lasting impression and not in the good way. There's the poor cinematography, poor lighting, and plot that could have been good, if not for the horrific acting. Abduction has excellent cover art and that is where the excellence ends. The movie is so dull, I had trouble staying focused within the first ten minutes of it beginning. The acting is horrendous, wooden, and it seems as if lines were thrown in, just to help ease the pain of the awkward pauses of conversations. There are gratuitous scenes of bound and topless girls, but if that's what you want, you're much better off finding other stuff on the internet.This movie is just so, so bad I'm having difficulty finding words to describe it. There are better low-budget films out there!
nobtis5
Hey guys, I don't know what that angry, hateful comment was about, but obviously that person wasn't talking about this film, and if they were, then they never seen it!This is John Orrichio's best film to date and the story will keep your interest from beginning to end. Plus, the horror will entertain your "Dark Side".... You'll see some things in this film no other movie will dare to touch!I admit, I had a small role in the film (just one scene), but after I saw the final copy, I was like "Wow"! I actually was proud of being part of this film, and everybody's wonderful acting and effort really shows in the movie. Plus I am excited that it has been doing quite well since distribution and I wish "Abduction" all the best wishes in the world.Give "Abduction" a try.... If you like very dark horror films, you'll love this!
