FeistyUpper
If you don't like this, we can't be friends.
Spidersecu
Don't Believe the Hype
Baseshment
I like movies that are aware of what they are selling... without [any] greater aspirations than to make people laugh and that's it.
ThedevilChoose
When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.
Leofwine_draca
More mindless junk from Z-grade director David DeCoteau. As with the rest of the '1313' series, this one's about a half-naked guy wandering around an empty mansion and occasionally interacting with other characters. The camera is careful to capture every lingering curve of his body. Plot-wise, there's a murder mystery/slasher vibe as the bodies of his buddies start turning up, but it's extremely half-hearted. The usual skin-baring and titillation is all this film provides.