GamerTab
That was an excellent one.
Unlimitedia
Sick Product of a Sick System
Tayyab Torres
Strong acting helps the film overcome an uncertain premise and create characters that hold our attention absolutely.
Staci Frederick
Blistering performances.
Leofwine_draca
More cheapjack trash from David DeCoteau under the '1313' banner. All of these films were shot in the same Californian mansion and feature endless sequences of young muscle men walking around in their underwear. A guy is often tied to a bed for the entire duration while scream queen Monique Parent shows up to add a few lines of plot. The science fiction angle is non-existent and exists merely to give this film a title to differentiate it from the rest.
Harlow_WU
Adam? Adam? Aaaaaaadam? Aaaaaaaadam? And that's the first 90 percent of the film reviewed.After watching to the end I have no idea what this film was about. What happens? I have no idea except athletically built men turn up, walk around in their underwear, spend a lot of time looking for Adam, get tied up and writhe around on a bed...and the ending is equally amazing.I'm fairly certain all these 1313 movies are made for closeted gay men to have an excuse to get their kicks on watching hot young boys:(closeted gay man sits on sofa watching 1313: UFO Invasion)(wifey enters room while the TV screens hot young boy walking about in his underwear)WIFEY: What are you watching dear? CLOSETED GAY HUSBAND: Oh, just some show about invading aliens.WIFEY: Okay, dear. Sounds like something I wouldn't be interested in. I'll leave you to it. (wifey exits) (secret saved another day)
uugeejay
Going into 1313:UFO Invasion, understand this is NOT an action film, but a cerebral one. You are not going to see spaceships and laser explosions. The aliens are subtle, chameleon, careful not to appear out of the ordinary. They are here to watch, study and collect samples and data. These scientist-aliens are more voyeurs than soldiers.To that end an unsuspecting group of buff frat boys wind up in the clutches of a 'MILF-ish' alien (the ever lovely Monique Parent) who is here to observe and collect biological samples. One by one, brief wearing frat boy after brief wearing frat boy is waylaid and ends up strapped to a bed for study and lethal extraction of samples.Subtle, under the radar aliens is an interesting premise, but the way the concept is presented might be better suited for a half hour TV episode of The Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits -- there is no gore, sex or bad language. Here we have a story that seems padded with repetition, and is stretched rather thin.The ending was an unexpected surprise, however. Stick around for it.
acerbic-1
The whole thing looks like a premise of a porn movie. And the premise goes on and one for more than an hour. Tedious and repetitive. We are treated with a big number of mostly naked man and too many close ups on nipples. Most of these men are only given a single line of text.The wholesome of the story is revealed in the first and the last 5 minutes. Everything in between is a naked wet men footage. Seriously, what the hell? Pretty much everything about this movie was bad, but acting stands out.I cannot recommend this to anyone. If you want to look at men bodies, go straight to porn sites, this trash is best be forgotten.
