Limerculer
A waste of 90 minutes of my life
Gurlyndrobb
While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.
TheLittleSongbird
Have made no secret in the past of intensely disliking, and even outright hating a lot, a vast majority of The Asylum's (near-universally maligned for good reason) output, though there is curiosity as to whether they are capable of making something good and compulsive about their output's badness. Admittedly, The Asylum do have a small group of watchable films and the occasional (big emphasis on that word) above average one, unfortunately outweighed by the lacklustre at best and often dreadful films they churn out.Was expecting much worse after recently seeing 'Operation Dunkirk', but was somewhat fascinated by the weird but seemingly different concept of the film, not being your typical zombifying film. Seeing it, The Asylum have certainly done far worse, 'Zoombies' is actually despite not being a good film at all is one of the better films from The Asylum seen recently. It doesn't quite rid me of the repulsively offensive taste in my mouth given watching 'Operation Dunkirk', but 'Zoombies' certainly doesn't worsen it.There is some atmosphere in the scenery and music and Kim Nielson and Lala Nestor (the latter being the best thing about 'Zoombies') give decent performances. Sadly the rest of the acting is sub-par, with the laughably awful ham acting from Brianna Joy Chomer being the worst offender. They do have to work with bland and irritating characters, with the film making little effort to do anything with them let alone develop them, and dialogue that is both insipid and cheesy with a constantly awkward flow. As well as the doesn't-even-reach-workmanlike, actually pretty pedestrian, direction, that fails to give any urgency or tension. Both are severely lacking in the story. So is the suspense, fun and thrills. Really liked the concept and it is sad that they had something that seemed different and clever on paper, but was executed so predictably and by the numbers. The action is unexciting, random and confused, with some haphazard editing, while the scares, fun and suspense are not there in any shape or form and the film is instead predictable, dull and overboard dumb. Unfortunately, the animals fare no better. They exude very little menace, fun or coolness. They didn't to me have much personality and were used pretty poorly. Best not mentioning the deplorable look of them, the visual asset that comes off the worst in a film where only the scenery is acceptable. In conclusion, have seen worse but not good. 3/10 Bethany Cox
T Jones
This was a beautifully crafted masterpiece. This film is overwhelmingly underrated and deserves an academy award. I am personally offended by the low ratings on this film ((I wont even call it a movie)). I hold this film close to my heart as all of the characters are easy to relate to and have amazing character development. The acting is phenomenal, and I love the exploration of the relationship between the daughter and mother. The experimental CGI on the animals had a great rustic feel that truly helped create an atmosphere. I hope to see a sequel in the future after that astonishing cliff hanger. This film should have had a wide release, or at least had more critical acclaim. I can barely call this a film, it is so much more than that. It is truly an art piece.-T. Jones
Eddie Cantillo
Zoombies(2016) Starring: Ione Butler, Andrew Asper, Lala Nestor, Kim Nielsen, Marcus Anderson, Brianna Joy Chomer, Ivan Djurovic, Aaron Groben, Kaiwi Lyman, William McMichael, Reuben Uy, Isaac Anderson, Tammy Klein, Cedric Jonathan, Joe Conti, Noa Pharaoh, Jennifer Titus, and Michael Delgado Directed By: Glenn Miller Review UNCAGED, UNDEAD Hello kiddies your pal the crypt-critic just visited the asylum and let me tell you the movies there just keep getting worse. When a strange virus quickly spreads through a safari park and turns all the zoo animals undead, those left in the park must stop the creatures before they escape and zombify the whole city. This is your typical asylum movie with a silly situation, with crazy killer animals and awful acting and cg that looks like if I made it on a computer. I hate this kind of film I'm just giving it a half out of five. Shocker right.
rlockhart-58133
This movie is not scary in the traditional sense.But instead it goes for a comedy horror movie approach the cgi isn't all to good but that's what makes the movie good. Its funny to watch someone of the scenes due to how crazy they are.The movie isn't hard to follow you can pick it up and get into itThe start introduces the characters enough to make us gain an opinion on whom we want to live Although the movie does have some flaws Some scenes drag on to long. During the start a scene starts it goes to a new scene some where else in the park which takes in movie time but when we go back to original scene nothing happened and its just startingThis movie is a good movie to watch with some friends late at night for the entertainment valueHope to see a second R
