KnotMissPriceless
Why so much hype?
Evengyny
Thanks for the memories!
Noutions
Good movie, but best of all time? Hardly . . .
Helllins
It is both painfully honest and laugh-out-loud funny at the same time.
bloodrage-75261
Short and sweet: the concept is interesting. If you take this for what it is, it does a great job of giving you this eerie, uncomfortable and cringing feeling. I believe the acting, effects and simplicity of the story really conveys the tone of which intended. That being said, the ending ....WTF. I'm thinking like the friends would get him to a hospital. And if they want to flash forward, why not him working at a exotic pet exhibit. He may not be able to walk or talk, but it could be a volunteer thing or he could be behind the scenes working...but to assume he is a walrus just because he physically was turned to one doesnt mean he should be left to live the life of one. Lmao. And why did the guy even pull his gun up? What was the real reason for that..just to cut away...
That wouldn't have been a frustrating but awesome ending. He survives all of that and then is shot. Although, they would have to explain why he shot him. But that would have been waaaaay better.
Ben Harding
To sum this movie up I came up with these keywords or phrases: abhorrent walrus-abomination, washed up actors, Justin Long screaming, Johnny Depp's most useless cameo ever.I think I could go on, but it's easy to see why the movie has a 5-6 average rating on IMDb. Several people had written long paragraphs, but summed up short it felt like neither a horror movie nor a comedy. It is almost astounding how they even got the actors to partake in this.
auttysinfo
One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Comparable to the human centipede and a terrible version of saw. You will dislike every character and the plot is boring, slow and uncomfortable. This story is based on a podcast story by two guys, but really it is just a bad plot and did not make a good movie. There is so many good stories and horror/gore flix, don't waste your time. The beginning is ever so slightly funny but mostly crude. I thought it might get better but it just got worse and the ending was boring, unsatisfying and awkward. But what can you expect from a gore movie? Maybe it sent the message it wanted to send by leaving you feel so uneasy, but ultimately I gained no underlining meaning or intrigue, it was frankly disgusting and dull. Writing this review to warn people to not waste their time feeling sick to your stomach for two hours.
simonthenixon
So, it took me longer to see this one than I would have guessed, just because this type of movie is what I love, but what I saw was a little bit different than what I expected. I'm gonna check out Yoga Hosers soon, but as for this one: I liked it, and it was different than I expected which is really why I give it the high rating, because I also found that it dipped a bit in certain parts and around the halfway mark you start kind of wondering what exactly you're waiting around for because it feels like what you might worry about happening has already happened. Still, seeing Justin Long wail like that was pretty funny. Worth a watch, but maybe only one.