filippaberry84
I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.
Nicole
I enjoyed watching this film and would recommend other to give it a try , (as I am) but this movie, although enjoyable to watch due to the better than average acting fails to add anything new to its storyline that is all too familiar to these types of movies.
Philippa
All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.
floydianever
Then you'll REALLY love it with this cheese of a movie. No way clean air came up with this gem, so enjoy responsibly.
holliways
Now i gave it a one star, because i saw this film around 05 when i was younger and dumber. Its not that its a terrible movie in the sense they tried to hard, because they did, but its the fact they over did the try. I do not believe anyone had fun making this movie, and thats what it should have been. Its worth watching once people, but just once. After the second watch you just.... its just like pulling teeth. And i enjoyed it the first time. But this is a movie you watch and have fond memories of, not one you watch and watch again to have more fond memories. I would not recommend this to someone you love, but hey if you got someone you know will still love you after this movie, it would make a great make out movie. OR background noise to sex.
lastliberal
Low budget doesn't have to mean tacky. This is obviously a "B" movie in everything you see, but it has a certain charm. Sometimes, it is a musical, but it certainly isn't Jesus Christ Superstar. Sometimes, it is a Kung Fu movie, but it's nothing like Jet Li.I was hoping that Jesus would get it on with Mary Magnum, looking as hot as Cat-woman in her red latex, and maybe give some credence to The Da Vinci Code, but no luck.Jesus was too busy stopping the harvest of lesbians by the evil vampires. Of course, he was pathetic until he enlisted the help of Nacho Libre, well, really Santo Enmascarado de Plata. But, even then things got a little tight before it was all over.Irreverent dialog makes for one crazy movie.
dareed-2
This could possibly be, no, most definitely was the most incredible waste of 52 minutes. Yes, the movie is actually 85 minutes total running time. 52 is when I tossed up my hands in utter defeat. Clearly a movie meant to entertain only the eight people involved in the film making process. The amateur filmmakers probably get the last laugh though, knowing full well they were trying to pass off a piece of crap as a potential cult classic. I was hoping for a refreshing and fun comedy about Jesus hunting vampires. How could that possibly yield anything other than hilarity? They found a way to suck out any sort of humor from a winning comedic combination. However, if you have a school boy fascination with lesbians, blasphemy, lame acting and repetitive scenes then this is the movie for you! I kept hoping that maybe there was a sense of irony, an extended metaphor or an allusion to deeper work, anything to give the film a shred of interest and I was simply over-looking it, but I really, really, really, doubt it. Please prove me wrong. Help me feel better about my 52 minutes.
