MoPoshy Absolutely brilliant

FirstWitch A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

Kirandeep Yoder The joyful confection is coated in a sparkly gloss, bright enough to gleam from the darkest, most cynical corners.

Fatma Suarez The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

Borisslav Kostadinov I've seen plenty of bad films. Films that make you wanna beat your head in the nearest wall. Films, that make you wanna find the nearest window and jump out of it. Outrageously dumb films. "I Am Virgin" is much much more than that. It's a film that would make you want to chew on your trainers just so you don't yell while enduring it's lack of meaning and film qualities.I really hope that this is the last job for the "actors" involved in this abomination, because their acting is worse than anything you've seen so far. Imagine the acting in a cheap porn movie. Only ten thousand times worse.And as I mentioned cheap porn movies, "I Am Virgin" has the plot of such, only a lot more boring. If you really really want to waste an hour an a half of your life to see a nerd that has no clue of acting walking around some building and looking at porn stars past their prime having fake sex, go ahead and watch it. But really, don't expect anything to happen.For the love of God, I hope that's the last time Sean Skelding and David Wester get the chance to film anything. I realize that they didn't really have ANY idea how to make a film and "I Am Virgin" is just their lame excuse to spend $100,000 to see some naked women. I bet they are the only people that actually enjoyed anything about the movie.

claudio-domingues Before I review this movie, I have to say that I'm usually not "picky" about movies, and some of my favorite movies had really bad critics, but I still couldn't stand this movie. First a review about the general aspects of the movie. Overall it really looked like a work of amateurs, which would be fine if the other things were good. The acting, saving 2 or 3 actors, was awful and I really mean awful (even the dog was bad). Now about the story and the content. This looked, like it was said here before, just like a soft core pornographic movie. The movie had a lot of those scenes which were too long, repetitive and just lame, not adding anything to the story. Oh and the actresses that were in those scenes were some of the worst actresses ever. Really the movie went like: 5 min about the story - 10 min lesbian-zombie sex scene - 3min story - 10 min zombie orgy.I never thought a movie could be this bad. Don't watch it unless you want to waste your time.

iceflame7777 I expected this to be a comedy, like it was listed on here, but it wasn't funny, entertaining or interesting in any way. The majority of the film is made up of overly long soft core sex scenes. I'm not sure what the writers thought was funny when they were writing it, but there aren't even any jokes in the film. The acting is crap as expected, with the main character monologuing a LOT, if you have an actor who you know is crap, try and make them say as little s possible instead of constantly talking about things that have nothing to do with the scene. Also here are a LOT of pointless scenes in this film, of the main character shopping, playing golf and just driving around, with nothing else happening in those scenes at all. Save yourself the time and either go and watch porn or watch a decent comedy.

cclarkjames As our beloved main character Robby makes his way through post apocalyptic Portland, OR he learns a thing or two about sex and love. Shot entirely in Portland, OR this comedy is enjoyable and light-hearted, with a great cast, endearing storyline and that special touch of a cult classic. The adult scenes are arousing without being grotesque or comical. The production design is perfectly attuned to the needs of the film, and I loved the hard working skeletons! Worth seeing several times-once with friends for fun and once with the Mrs/Mr for even more fun...who likes Vamp role-playing!?! This is also a great flick for film buffs...can you find all the homages to great B-movies of the past.........yes, yes, you can!