Artivels Undescribable Perfection

ThrillMessage There are better movies of two hours length. I loved the actress'performance.

Tayloriona Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

Donald Seymour This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

trashgang If you are able to find a copy of this flick and thinking you are going to see the next big thing then you will be wrong even as this flick has a following and is already stated as 'cult'. The reason is rather simple. It was director Trevor Barley who thought to film a very erotic flick in the UK and knowing that it never would have a proper release or a fan base if it came out under a normal way. So he gave himself the nickname Roman Nowicki and hired Polish actors who spoke in their own language. A legend was born. Is it all that bad as people say, I say no because it did remind me of Fulci for the erotic shots and Argento for the use of coloured lighting. And it was entertaining but do know it's a no-brainer were girls are only used to show it all. And that's exactly what it does. One girl do take of all her clothes just to help a broken car for example. And when another girl comes across she's being killed but the other chick never hear her scream. She's only ass up to view it all. But what do makes it attracting is the way it was shot and edited and of course the girls. It's rather slow in some parts and do have stupid moments when the two guys are looking at the girls passing by but overall it's worth picking up if it wasn't for the wooden spoon scene. It's all just on the edge of porn, there's never any intercourse or things like that going on but we do see close-ups of the girls in all ways. One of the better nudie exploitations if we can call it that way. But what a clever marketing saying that this is Polish...Gore 0,5/5 Nudity 5/5 Effects 1,5/5 Story 2/5 Comedy 0,5/5

adriangr If you have any perception of "Fantom Kiler" being a sexually explicit slasher movie, then think again. What we have here is 82 minutes of cheap home made pornography.There's no plot to speak of, just a succession of naked ladies. The entire thing is filmed as one massive masturbation fantasy. The few male roles are comedy toilet cleaners and police officers, who are dubbed with an audio quality that doesn't sound anything like the rest of the film's soundtrack! Oh yes, and the murders are fixated on the vagina and the anus. I can imagine the director getting into a froth of excitement over each drawn out scene of chase, stripping and sexually related death (all the women are directed to act as though sexually aroused during their murders). There are a total of 4 sets - an office, a lobby, a bedroom and a forest (which looks to be about 5 meters square and indoors). All the women in the film become naked and oiled up (?), sometimes within mere seconds of appearing on the screen. And there are plenty of extremely explicit close ups. Some of the film is based around two toilet cleaners who imagine what all the women who pass by would look like naked...cue lots of footage of women naked. We also spend nearly 15 minutes watching one of the cleaners stick a wooden spoon up some girl's butt.Take it from me, "Fantom Kiler" is pornography, nothing more. It's also not even Polish (which is what it's trying to look like, but they can't even do that convincingly). It's a film about naked women...everything else is an afterthought, in fact it's practically a waste of time trying to review it in the horror/thriller genre at all.

danthewrestlingmanorigin Alright first off this film seemed to try and accomplish everything, humor, gore,and sex/nudity. However ultimately it only achieves one of it's goals and not very well. First off cause I know this is what you want to know, yes it's technically porn as a woman gets sodomized by a spoon and it's shown up close. I don't believe there was any actual penetration, although there could have been as this film goes back and forth to this sort of acid trip cheap look ,where it's difficult to make things out. The girls in Fantom Kiler are definitely good looking, and you see them in all there glory, but really there wasn't any overly hot scene to make this worth seeking out. This film boasts an annoying performance by a guy dressed as Charlie Chaplin, who nobody would want to see having sex, and wasn't funny for a second. This is no giallo, and the horror is really as tedious and inept as it comes. Fantom Kiler's ultimate sin, is teasing a lesbian scene between two beautiful women, and not following through with it. Therefore I have to rate this film a below average four, which it only gets for a couple good looking women. Stick with Seduction Cinema for your soft core fix, or rent an actual hardcore porn, that doesn't try to slap on a crappy stalker storyline that doesn't fit the film.

Derek Ho The embarrassment of "Fantom Kiler" runs in a straight line from the poor viewer who has wasted his (or, God forbid, her) few sheckels to see the film right back to the pitiful director/producer who hides his shame behind a pseudonym and refuses to admit his cinematic crime by denying that he's the responsible party from his nickel & dime magazine shop in merry ol' England. But, then again, he has every reason to hide his shame because the film and its sequels are talentless and insipid. The target audiences won't find anything to keep their attention for more than a few seconds and the non-target audiences will be lucky if they just fall asleep. The plot about a psycho who stalks and kills women is hardly unique and the various naughty bits that have all been stolen from far better films or stories are amateurishly performed here. This British film hidden behind Polish names and a false claim of Polish origin is an broadsided insult to all Polish people and they deserve an apology from all Britons if the producer himself doesn't have the dignity to do it. "Fantom Kiler" is not watchable. It's not even barley watchable.