Quiet Muffin This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

Roxie The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;

Fleur Actress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.

Isbel A terrific literary drama and character piece that shows how the process of creating art can be seen differently by those doing it and those looking at it from the outside.

Leofwine_draca AMERICAN WARSHIPS another of the numerous Asylum rip-offs of mainstream Hollywood cinema; this time around it's the turn of BATTLESHIP. The good news is that BATTLESHIP was a terrible film anyway, so AMERICAN WARSHIPS couldn't be any worse, and indeed it isn't; instead, it's just as bad. The story is trite and predictable, with a naval stand-off between American and supposed North Korean ships turning into a battle against an extraterrestrial enemy. There's a great deal of bad CGI in the form of endless explosions and the like, and very little in the way of wit or plot development; just repetition instead. Poor old Carl Weathers has been roped into appearing, while Mario Van Peebles somehow manages to not look embarrassed by the whole experience.

jdonalds-5 Wow this is one of the worst projects I've seen in a long time.The only redeeming value of this movie is some of the ships and weapons. The dialog is really bad. Acting is horrible. Graphics are obvious and crude. The story line is unbelievable and illogical. I should have known by the bad decisions about the music that this was going to be trash.This must have been a very low budget project but any producer watching the dailies for this movie must have known they wouldn't ever see any profits and should have killed this thing before it died on it's own. Whoever funded this piece of trash should have put their money somewhere else.There are so many bad things about this movie but the Computer Generated Graphics have to be the worst. This looks like 1985 level CGI. The director of this movie should be banned from the profession for life.Get the idea! Terrible trash. Watch it only if you want a laugh over how bad it is. I can't believe this made it all the way through to film in the can.

spider-20 I blame Starbucks for this mess. If they didn't have free WIFI, you wouldn't have horrible screenplays like this being written. If they only charged for WIFI, then aspiring writers would avoid Starbucks and get a real job. Jobs that contribute to society like dealing heroin and pimping, instead of writing movies like American Warships. This movie weakens the nation by rendering viewers stupid. Why? Because Mario Van Pebbles, that's why! Children make better movies using toys. This movie was very painful to watch and I watched as much as I could before I started vomiting blood from my eyes. Yes, it was that bad and I have the stains on my carpet to prove it. Please God, when judgment day comes, have mercy on their souls, or maybe not? It's totally up to you because you saw this movie in their minds before it was produced... and they still produced it? Okay, send them to hell.

itsfarhankhan I usually don't write reviews or comments, but this movie is so so pathetic that I created an account here just to say how bad this movie is to let out my frustrations. Its actually not a movie, its a cartoon made by some retarded clowns. We need to rather invent a new word in English vocabulary which should mean '100 times pathetic or disgustingly pathetic or pathetically pathetic' than that word would be suitable for this movie. Whoever has watched this movie for at least 20 min has become a 'victim' of this movie and must go to see any psychiatric to calm oneself down. I happen to see this movie on Netflix, but god bless those people who actually watched this movie on theaters. And moreover, despite the fact that they made the pathticest movie possible in mankind, they also showed intent for second part in the end by saying 'aliens might have sent distress signal'. ** Please do yourself a favor and do not watch this movie. **